中式英语

沪西人家

1．we two who and
who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
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6 p$ ?  B( c$ N) i6 z9 s# i8 O怎么是你，怎么老是你？

7 \. K( K7 K3 C9 G( z% S3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
2 n3 a" ~0 Z7 J# l2 cbrothers ！ together up ！ 　
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

! O$ v6 P1 `" Q- \) v( y7 o4．as far as you go
to die
5 x* f+ d9 \) |1 U有多远，死多远！！！！
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7 q; [# N5 M, c  g1 E) _5．hello everybody!if you have something to
/ i! j; k# N6 [4 \: Asay,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
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3 d% e+ X) \9 `# q1 `" Y$ H" U0 Q6．you me
you me
彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
7 l; h# j8 L- N! \你给我站住！

! N8 o" y6 M2 L: p% e0 b% t8．know is know
4 Q* J$ T2 V! z) y9 ?! d' X6 snoknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
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: P) I# T% i" }  |6 ]' I10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make
hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you
lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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12．one car come one
car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述

- t, V, S" L  l* `& Q- J0 K13．heart flower angry
open
心花怒放
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) y, n. u( [; f3 q( ^- b0 q14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
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& L; @) U+ @* R! ]* U: m- @; C3 T9 m15．小明：I am
: a2 ?# m- k/ [! m1 r# _; z9 o3 \sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
: T3 j$ n; X! B3 m2 B4 @9 s老外：What are you sorry
for?
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;if you want
life,I have one!
0 S9 x% J2 Y0 L6 t要钱没有，要命一条

% H( ]: |( w' V# I/ N1 W17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

# ]8 d$ s* D( b& t我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down
son
' j/ n8 n* K( a# O你有两下子。

1 ?0 ^6 y7 ^+ A' l+ @5 r) X  k19.好好学习，天天向上：
good good study,day day up!

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