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最牛B的英汉翻译,笑傻了

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发表于 2010-3-22 08:47:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?
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咱俩谁跟谁阿 ' }/ M8 u! V! o" {+ d

. [6 e" A8 V& {: a# Q  W2.how are you ? how old are you?
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怎么是你,怎么老是你? - L% B! ?+ F6 y! n
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 7 b+ o5 z+ L0 a4 J, J4 B3 p

# X0 u& \1 `. ]4 h+ g4 N+ r: e* {) ?你不 鸟我,我也不 鸟你
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have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together up !
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你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something
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有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me
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2 B2 U3 L* g  I- Q彼此彼此 3 y# ~+ `  z, B5 x  t7 Y  W! E9 |
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
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你给我站住! , s+ l% B6 ~6 Y) K; C

( v- V5 A8 G- I8.know is know noknow is noknow " D) @4 y3 A: R) {4 ]  ~9 U. ~/ z
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知之为知之, 不知为不 知...
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9.WATCH SISTER 6 C9 }5 G8 W4 g6 ]
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表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born ' ~1 w; a* ]- g9 U. S5 D! S
chicken,mouse’ son can make hole!!
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  `" K4 @- E# [% Y1 f7 o- Q7 Y龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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11.American
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, \* ~' J8 u* y" a美中不 足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car ! Z% Z9 q4 i. f- M' H4 b* k
pengpeng,people die 4 A  y$ J2 Z, u1 H% B) k6 U
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车祸现场描述
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心花怒放 9 Q7 m# B" f( @, K# s# B, C% Z
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14.go past no mistake past ! ?9 d+ n5 S- b1 N. W1 D: A

8 G9 A  |( c) b  y3 G" ?' w, v) H走过路过, 不要错过
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, I( t! L& d4 X$ S15.小明:I am sorry! + c, Z1 {& D* u5 Q% Q9 x( R$ x" O7 e

1 g$ M3 [8 n* ?% g* T  \老外:I am sorry too!
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小明:I am sorry
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老外:What are you sorry for?
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16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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6 ?/ }, Z( }! W6 S我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。
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你有两下子。 # x  m/ L# S& E1 O9 V& l

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die
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7 d' B( _+ z5 C3 }, v20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you 8 E  N: I- {& V/ Q% ?3 Z
lose you face ,I turn my face
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给你脸你不 要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
发表于 2010-3-22 18:24:52 | 显示全部楼层
if you not three not four,I will give you some color see see
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如果你不三不四,我会给你点颜色看看
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发表于 2010-3-22 19:35:02 | 显示全部楼层
谢了,笑死了。
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发表于 2010-3-25 06:56:35 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了吧,我都快岔气了
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