加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
+ e1 `8 l3 O; c0 ]) W. sMastercard & Visa.
  O' m' B  O3 l2 W7 h钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are
) v3 |7 F/ f/ J2 h7 ]7 K4 ~( Fso tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
girlfriend.
3 ~. R- i5 {( r% v要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
; T" ~0 }+ Z' B7 t( {2 xLove the neighbor. But don’t get
caught.
' _' q" m6 k: i1 S- n要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- p5 v: d, k, [3 O+ J8 qBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
) ?( T* N- n# t) ?# Z: utwo.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
/ r( w- k3 X$ r$ hEvery man should marry. After all,
happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
/ U3 l  _0 l* x. X! t6 totherwise.
7 M2 e' i  {& d6 ]聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
  {& g5 g5 j$ g. F: X8 y! fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
# j; I, V# T$ ^3 {1 B& Cmany relatives.
' u! t9 B' U' d成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
/ V0 X( r5 z5 G2 p& w5 y/ uNever put off the work till
tomorrow what you can put off today.
3 o% O1 P7 v3 q, B8 K0 S不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
8 P* N) n: X) l/ A  B5 \0 vLove is
7 F0 d. S; ^7 }* A) x7 jphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
" s8 g4 x3 [7 i. B5 N3 E爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in
2 @! Z! O  _% \5 x0 jbackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
1 Q5 h" O/ `$ i2 I3 c" A/ X* m; n( V“Your future depends on your
) G& k( }+ @% J  b& x4 x/ l/ V9 Qdreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
" H" ]! [$ c& t. c% Ibetter way to start a day than waking up every
morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
. J4 t1 V( E" _' w6 X“Hard work never killed anybody.“
8 [& O+ }0 n4 t- t+ {But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
, c* M4 y5 O; ~1 J9 N' `“Work fascinates me.“ I can
look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
, {1 Z& ~9 h# C! n+ TGod made relatives; Thank God we
7 l% \& f3 e) Lcan choose our friends.
; X$ k; B" p0 T1 @6 q" K' X2 a( U# B! j: L神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
9 a; ?- O, f& B% j6 ?* W, Acompany, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 O/ c( ^; b& b. W9 c; \  i+ xA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
7 B8 \" a. i+ i7 ~8 d" j9 Y$ Xview.
" n: m4 e- R, F3 g# h' Q6 v服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know,
3 D9 V/ @2 f- w& gThe more you know, the more you forget.
) R3 M  S( P* T/ U% kThe more you forget, the less you
+ N: C! f  z$ R' m( }know. So why bother to learn.
9 Q0 K$ Q' J  Q: ?' f# ^) Z5 X. Q学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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