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Money is not everything. There’s ; I. J( V& W" z& O, t: ^5 G. {- z
Mastercard & Visa.) r. r# Q, y# l, G3 \0 b6 R
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
& E; a# P; y$ Q3 n0 @1 EOne should love animals. They are
5 R4 P* m2 a, |) G. `. [* Eso tasty.
# {, v' p: I+ K/ Z每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。% e. D, @( _( u/ X5 C
Save water. Shower with your ' v6 {) |) R; `, }8 T$ T8 O+ r
girlfriend. ^; i1 h$ E& @. a2 K
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。2 @- [+ W" G" c
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
- i5 r+ F4 d1 Q4 i2 b; _( |% n, DBehind every successful man, there is a
' [) b& e8 R! I' S9 ]9 c+ z/ bman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。$ O* d0 z: Q& a
Every man should marry. After all,
4 K$ H5 S0 C+ y5 z$ ~happiness is not the only thing in life.! S, X2 ~0 z4 R- a( o; {- ]5 x
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
. p. u2 W: h' `' GThe wise
' n: G' f) j" t5 t. i9 Enever marry, And when they marry they become
! m, F# B) |: ^+ C& V/ j9 ]. fotherwise./ U) e' g# G) F& O. l, s8 {
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
) d. N. W6 U1 Z6 G' m! R2 W- gSuccess is a relative term. It brings so
2 ?. w) v8 z: M1 L- o* Emany relatives.
7 m3 ]; h; L6 \: T S' w5 I成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
) I$ ]# D. H9 e# w$ S: X' RNever put off the work till
; o+ I& _' D" |6 \& Ttomorrow what you can put off today.) x2 t( D5 S8 w2 K. `2 d& `& M p5 b
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。1 r1 h$ q% Q, N9 `$ y" z
Love is 4 d, q* h. h+ {: M9 }
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.+ K4 G+ x4 g5 r, a
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。7 t4 N2 v2 D! u) p
Children in ; u& Z8 u( J; d' X' h/ L: b/ B
backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause ! x( y: g6 D' V% }* e" N7 h8 U! c+ M
children.
- n% t% T% E* S0 L7 {5 ?3 m' I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
$ S7 f. d% V" ^5 M“Your future depends on your ) A! f. S/ e: ]! \! f
dreams.” So go to sleep.
" }/ f9 q* U% O1 b+ ~“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
3 S9 v9 @( @! g# i* [There should be a
% o% Z- ~1 Z5 e1 P4 d0 zbetter way to start a day than waking up every . b$ z5 K8 W& q- ^5 @
morning.
3 e& _5 D4 O6 L/ i应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
- c5 a) {, p( l1 K, t0 u( D, F“Hard work never killed anybody.“ * j9 T4 ~+ |( S! _1 d
But why take the risk?
$ [% C$ D z6 ~+ X. X努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
2 ]2 Y5 f3 Z' e8 M+ P+ n“Work fascinates me.“ I can
* B' m! l/ i2 W6 Tlook at it for hours!3 s6 g1 ~* Q1 R. k
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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can choose our friends.
+ L: b7 U! | M8 M8 \1 @神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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company, three’s the result!
, E: i* x# p. R5 d2 w两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!5 m0 A# m: U/ ~- [: v4 C
A dress is like a barbed . N' X* ]" ^. V" {( u; `2 ^
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
& q7 l0 X, m+ w( {The more you learn, the more you know, 1 l X1 s2 r+ S4 z
The more you know, the more you forget.
% w; M( a6 w' T1 Q; E! V$ ZThe more you forget, the less you
4 H: C/ i; x7 b$ \0 |3 V( r2 b0 S8 _know. So why bother to learn.$ E8 r n8 @ X
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, ( q9 w9 Y; f, v& v( e5 p
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