加菲猫经典语录(笑完仔细想想还蛮有道理的）

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Money is not everything. There’s
Mastercard & Visa.
2 {; m5 L* Q5 \7 z钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
: q9 m( v7 C0 d/ ~- u3 s  pOne should love animals. They are
so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your
- B% j4 B( ]7 B  L: ~girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get
* m' ]2 K9 G3 \) G) T( \  H* s) Ocaught.
+ ^* e) K  R0 W  M& i2 ?( D: [  X要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
$ j1 B: }4 ~- w  UBehind every successful man, there is a
man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are
two.
. }. S  [" [) X每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
( \2 x: c- h1 o% l5 `; s0 OEvery man should marry. After all,
- w9 c0 F! W2 |- x, b5 B% `5 T5 ?happiness is not the only thing in life.
2 M5 r$ N$ B/ `8 d; j. `7 q& m再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
' F! L5 V% [* c6 FThe wise
never marry, And when they marry they become
otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
8 K/ @/ d  B! ]: y: T  J5 O. B+ }Success is a relative term. It brings so
many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till
( ]) u  }) c6 a, Mtomorrow what you can put off today.
1 [& |. v# y8 X$ O7 U+ t1 t不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is
photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
, s1 @7 a6 ]4 }, m9 i0 ?9 \; \Children in
- ^) V8 }1 h; C, C9 z5 Ybackseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your
dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a
5 {% i4 F6 r: sbetter way to start a day than waking up every
4 l' Q8 \; Y0 q8 u" U3 ~morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“
But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
6 v+ ?6 h: T! N: h* D' z8 M# s“Work fascinates me.“ I can
( c& A# [7 G1 R# s  d6 H2 P9 T% elook at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we
  t" e9 A! z3 u& vcan choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s
1 b" _1 x/ l: S  w. `& p: hcompany, three’s the result!
, w4 ~- y  [% P/ \两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+ J! b4 I+ B* R$ L* tA dress is like a barbed
fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
4 [8 p! O7 y3 j* Wview.
6 e5 Y$ Z& }/ G0 J- `; n7 P/ R/ g( k服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
! ]# T: x- h- u' j" X2 ~The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you
know. So why bother to learn.
9 `3 _% E. }' q' M3 E# {9 \# \  j; X0 |5 [学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,
0 f& q- i; b" R为什么学来着