世上最强中式英语

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1．we two who and who？
2 z. F- K5 ?) z% }咱俩谁跟谁阿
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3 D1 h4 T$ }( f9 V2．how are you ? how old are you?
9 G. o8 N# e% K/ I2 c4 P怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　
7 T9 z5 r2 ^. a7 q7 B8 Q; h& l3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
8 O( U7 X2 w* c, W! S; E你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
　　
1 x3 T6 B, Q+ B( }! R4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
　　
6．you me you me
1 J; x) `# v0 i3 R( `彼此彼此
　　
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
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  s# b  s1 i  Y* Q! g9 P8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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1 e+ i: ^& i8 o/ `4 }+ M. U* s10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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# P( p2 u$ u2 ]2 ]; S11．American Chinese not enough
- l1 O4 j/ V8 |/ T美中不足
　　
  x" o  {9 H  Q. \1 B; h12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述：一个车子来了，一个车子走，两个车子砰砰，人死了
　　
, n/ ^8 p( j  B& w1 f13．heart flower angry open
  u3 M8 p2 f: e心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
4 ]9 R8 j: |- S小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;
$ B. B/ w  m4 N0 P, u8 sif you want life,I have one!
! Q# Y& x' I+ O- X# A: S6 B要钱没有，要命一条
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- U, Z& j" }3 r, Q* c17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
　　
* o6 p: R# d/ E$ ^  R19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！

20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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/ ]# d" `7 r! }People mountain and people sea.
人山人海
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seven up eight down
七上八下
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爱谁谁
- @% ?* q, V* u0 ]love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到）
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不三不四
. A5 z# \& C- ]! }, n+ j! jno three no four

8 p" m+ ^  h1 I: ?3 q- O, \做早操:do morning  * * * *
1 _5 X/ k; E0 P3 F! M) I( A做课间操:do class between * * * *
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; r8 F0 ~( T6 ?一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）
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$ I$ x! B  a% ^' r+ x* J2 y8 A雇主 how much do you want a month?
. S$ w% i# L/ N7 y+ m保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
1 `2 [# K( c  p! J0 ]2 g3 M800块， 吃你的，住你的

+ u3 r  b6 M: B) Igood good study, day day up
好好学习 天天向上

open yellow gun
开簧腔

you give me remember
; B& F0 g3 ?% e" u  w( i) g你给我记着
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go your mother's
3 _( \( I% l( L* X/ v去你母亲的