世上最强中式英语

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1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
9 R# t' S( d$ t怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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2 S/ q( A* s# G" d0 d- p3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
' V- Y- B5 L5 }' w你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
　　
. Q- M5 z6 }/ T" c9 [7 R4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
- c' g" X, H( D0 Z4 p7 Y+ O8 G你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
( y. a, ~8 i- ?$ l* G有事起奏，无事退朝
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  H0 O3 u) |( _% C9 F6．you me you me
彼此彼此
　　
9 E4 M2 `$ o' J7．You Give Me Stop!!
. W! w% }$ b5 ?8 c2 r你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
* N7 V$ `; s* g% ?- Q6 R) f知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
! c- P9 y) }) T( m* v龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
　　
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
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" h' I$ W* \0 T; F) f0 F/ [* v+ @6 m12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
8 z+ D$ Q7 [( r' ?7 x$ ^+ U2 M车祸现场描述：一个车子来了，一个车子走，两个车子砰砰，人死了
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13．heart flower angry open
4 Z# \* D+ Z( u( F* Q, i心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past
5 J- M$ w. j- s- y走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
0 M0 U, w# G  O' x8 b老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
. Z! \. H; }* f* V* x老外：What are you sorry for?
: ^" y, L# M. E小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
8 Y$ p# X; M4 qif you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
　　
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。

8 o2 U$ o' d+ {7 B6 J- C5 r, L4 O6 w18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
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/ m( r% c3 D: q& M19．as far as you go to die
- `  x0 Q5 v* m. f5 J7 |- d有多远，死多远！！

- Q- p/ ?4 J# J. v, K20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
8 Q' q" y. S2 Y9 K给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
　　
补充：
2 {+ G  y- M' I/ TPeople mountain and people sea.
* m% ~6 n. a. {人山人海
　　
6 n% S+ z6 \. T7 Jseven up eight down
% F- G: w5 N8 p七上八下
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5 R7 L3 X0 I) G2 r爱谁谁
love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到）
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不三不四
no three no four

做早操:do morning  * * * *
) |+ {% O+ I9 }* \: y- q# `做课间操:do class between * * * *
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一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）
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雇主 how much do you want a month?
5 O$ S* _2 H- V9 i保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
800块， 吃你的，住你的
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good good study, day day up
好好学习 天天向上

open yellow gun
6 |0 y/ h4 B' V$ Z6 U% g6 r开簧腔
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4 M& h* [) d; ^& R' m5 C: _you give me remember
6 u4 l0 p: y4 |( q8 w$ h9 J) R你给我记着
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3 a  s$ k" G7 |2 cgo your mother's
* Z! y! I- v  g' K# X4 o! R) i& |去你母亲的