世上最强中式英语

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1．we two who and who？
2 [2 s1 m! o; ]1 U" X6 B咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
  W4 |  t( y' J6 l怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
　　
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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( [+ e9 o$ d6 }, w# J4 ?% E5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
　　
7 M8 W" g" W3 S* z3 t8 O% h6．you me you me
彼此彼此
　　
7．You Give Me Stop!!
) H% m5 R9 r' r你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
+ w( g6 }# x# J% z( o% e" N知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11．American Chinese not enough
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! R+ j4 M$ @% g12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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8 E, v2 q) D4 p2 I# o$ L9 @7 {13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放

8 c2 G+ ~  l, H) V4 t' g14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
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: U( ^  R4 G1 R$ p* }2 q15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
# T% z2 z2 L6 Y老外：What are you sorry for?
. R/ t! J# z# z' ^小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;
) J- E8 W/ y6 ]7 ]5 {if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
　　
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
9 w9 L4 l3 k% S: N3 |- ]我叫李老大，今年25。
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, C) r2 S. ~2 K1 {18．you have two down son。
; ^7 @) ?8 y1 u5 ~* E你有两下子。
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19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！

20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
$ q% @6 `3 b8 r0 n9 ^给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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补充：
People mountain and people sea.
人山人海
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seven up eight down
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爱谁谁
love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到）

不三不四
no three no four

做早操:do morning  * * * *
5 ]. U, \4 o2 B做课间操:do class between * * * *

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一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）
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" n- D: c" v! s; {* Z% j1 S雇主 how much do you want a month?
+ i2 t% F4 y) _" B保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
: M2 q# W8 ^$ C% z/ J800块， 吃你的，住你的

3 `3 n5 K5 l% @2 t- w6 l) Jgood good study, day day up
, K6 f- B, r# J$ b- M# K, b! Q" G好好学习 天天向上

open yellow gun
开簧腔
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you give me remember
你给我记着

  T. o& U, [% c8 \( K- [0 Y3 }go your mother's
去你母亲的