世上最强中式英语

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1．we two who and who？
7 @/ f% J3 }3 k6 _! J8 v咱俩谁跟谁阿
　　
2．how are you ? how old are you?
, G1 v/ A: q0 C% O" V2 x' B' R怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
, n$ }1 i7 X3 i你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
0 l! V" A5 e/ g你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

' h. E" w+ n8 G$ |7 Q7 e5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
# O( u0 U! b" N/ X有事起奏，无事退朝
　　
6．you me you me
% g' X# l6 B. U彼此彼此
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
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2 w6 J( i% d+ t9 q8 S8．know is know noknow is noknow
( \* o4 O$ f' Q5 M知之为知之，不知为不知…
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6 C& o6 O0 ^3 G8 u0 X9．WATCH SISTER
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+ ~* k* L9 X1 k, u- [  x10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
$ a! W( a* V8 C7 E* E" L龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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0 I* s7 C% y. m* I: K- o2 E11．American Chinese not enough
* ]; b3 k' O/ X: k美中不足
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
. s& {) o2 \" i- @" d4 g& r" @车祸现场描述：一个车子来了，一个车子走，两个车子砰砰，人死了
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13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
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' h4 |# E# }8 t0 d4 d! `0 |- u$ |14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
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2 s4 v+ V" X% k/ J; B) k15．小明：I am sorry!
3 R( S  `( M: q( C9 O; i6 ^老外：I am sorry too!
+ V7 H# q; W  u% y- e. ?$ l# y- V小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
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16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
, M& B- ~7 [8 Z$ j要钱没有，要命一条
　　
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
5 |# e% C" s* `. ?5 M我叫李老大，今年25。
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* p5 g* b8 }5 X  G4 J; w- ~" w9 U! \9 |18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
　　
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！

! z& `* h2 g$ X0 w* H! |$ S20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
6 x- r$ _+ S* e0 q给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
　　
补充：
2 L6 A, G3 d' z- |5 C) MPeople mountain and people sea.
$ K7 N6 Z! z+ [人山人海
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seven up eight down
七上八下

爱谁谁
love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到）

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no three no four

7 R: g- A6 G6 x9 Q) ~$ i; h9 E做早操:do morning  * * * *
做课间操:do class between * * * *

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一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看）
一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）
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雇主 how much do you want a month?
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
800块， 吃你的，住你的
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good good study, day day up
好好学习 天天向上

open yellow gun
8 I/ N( m5 w, R( Q. }开簧腔
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you give me remember
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) Y1 i, \/ F: N/ S& H# h1 tgo your mother's
去你母亲的