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世上最强中式英语

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发表于 2009-2-22 14:13:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?
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2.how are you ? how old are you?
" e7 ?! h4 G0 `0 H( _/ W怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you * q% I' d2 y. W2 O  H' O- q
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 6 r7 E) E  H' L) H  S' F
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
- w! ]% }+ @% i+ J% a: S你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 9 l; Z4 E# y: r) @' s3 z4 L
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
! q6 n+ S; Z) l& S3 v# l# u有事起奏,无事退朝
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! \& p1 z9 G$ L7 t6.you me you me
' h6 R. y# d; {- U  f. G彼此彼此 8 @6 w% D( \/ t  g: M
  
+ o* f" p5 O) V. E7.You Give Me Stop!! 7 ?& g. t, {) m" _0 A6 d, c, c
你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow ( b4 T! k) v& R, E. c; `. Q9 _* ~
知之为知之,不知为不知… 4 Y) c1 J7 z4 `: L$ u7 F2 z
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9.WATCH SISTER ) ]# ]; |  j6 m+ k+ ~
表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
2 i$ J; J. Q/ [; @- ~龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 6 f7 f. j0 @- f5 S( C
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11.American Chinese not enough
1 `7 n) V! g' `1 k$ ^9 ?美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die / x& v4 R  a( T1 |% l
车祸现场描述:一个车子来了,一个车子走,两个车子砰砰,人死了
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13.heart flower angry open " H" |1 N3 w9 \3 |" W
心花怒放 % `0 p& ?; a4 s4 l! h; D

% D1 ^9 h, `. u) P! P4 R14.go past no mistake past
( _% c2 b: h2 w/ {' k走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry!
( Y) U' x, ?& Y+ @老外:I am sorry too!
$ G7 u2 m- }/ M2 [1 \1 O& ?小明:I am sorry three! 1 H3 f( h2 C; k1 r" Z2 Y% L
老外:What are you sorry for? # g: S, R. Z9 w) z# q' j; ^1 W
小明:I am sorry five! ' H3 F. r; d( x9 k: b  p

5 g) A& a; m- E: g. \1 ]; k3 p16.If you want money,I have no; 6 z! E7 h" }1 K  J" j
if you want life,I have one! ' t6 q7 |3 \- D1 Y8 h9 ~$ ?
要钱没有,要命一条 2 Q- ]) V7 z, R; A
  
' e. [' G0 @7 S& H! [6 N17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
% A* X. |+ H9 T! A我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。 ( i2 j5 K  b# p. o4 l
你有两下子。
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19.as far as you go to die
4 C) Q8 k, q5 h( F" v7 R有多远,死多远!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
0 K7 V/ `; B( w7 ~% [6 y  M' k. R给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 1 m# S& y$ ~& q, e% c# _/ f- _8 a5 M
  
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People mountain and people sea. 8 ~- f. b5 M! x1 q2 b4 e2 Y: u1 ~8 B
人山人海 " W7 L6 y  J! }8 S& O& d( o
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seven up eight down
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' z) t' r8 i' X爱谁谁
, J$ E- s( Q" z: G7 P8 Y2 Qlove who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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不三不四 3 [3 H0 l7 Z8 u) v0 K1 q
no three no four
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4 \! c; h+ m/ S' b+ F( A& E做早操:do morning  * * * * ; U0 h# t$ ?* w6 G
做课间操:do class between * * * * / e3 I$ b& e5 z+ S) O
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一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) 3 l4 E8 Q( [6 S# n
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!) - h9 z2 M( i% I5 G# X
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雇主 how much do you want a month? : f/ s: I, ]. F4 K* V
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you ) M' B; ^1 ~/ f
800块, 吃你的,住你的
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good good study, day day up ' }8 O* Q3 z. K. T" T
好好学习 天天向上 $ n' d- D& w0 p& F! V, L# N2 R

- }( m7 t; z. T; Eopen yellow gun # x" a" x! w" ~( Y" z
开簧腔
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you give me remember
8 q2 D* j. l# s/ b你给我记着
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" L) \3 \" V$ u: B( L) Fgo your mother's 1 h2 M+ o# G: S% |
去你母亲的
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