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2009年最新的经典的雷人语录(中英文对照)

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1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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" ^' I+ a9 j, X: Chandsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so
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5 k- p( {2 x, s2 e. ]4 |obvious.: Y. W8 ^7 D* O9 ?* b, }% A, H
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& H7 q9 ?; l5 X( G6 d: ]4 i! j:谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
8 B3 b- Z. x; _" ]5 Hindeed
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9 Y2 }/ A  ]/ {  3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
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noodles without getting flavoring bags.
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  4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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here?”
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  5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you
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. J  A, X9 C; H( ], pwear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of
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:有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of 4 |4 y- d& C& b1 f
girls stopped me,
4 _1 w8 x2 [& D& @6 L( gsaying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
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  7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
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$ f# ^8 y/ s+ M8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。The most mysterious department in the 1 c* Q, B6 V; Q# _; b  p
history is the department
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% ^# \. u+ q/ O$ k7 ~9 ]3 [  9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。There are two
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( }% v. a* K: U& u" qcould not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do
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that.
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. E7 ~: Y( c* M( }, @9 o  10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
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4 F$ R6 Z8 a$ s( y0 |* H1 `  11:别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a 9 w5 T8 r# H4 m7 e& G
dried shrimp not as
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3 M+ Z; [, \8 Q8 w9 ?: x  }  12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
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  13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
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4 Q/ }& P  l6 Xit is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
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  14:你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
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than the phone words fee.
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" j$ R5 w- `2 T5 ^5 w  15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!We
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thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some 1 V5 ]4 K! k9 t( b  G
kind of
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