2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

1 ：我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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9 [5 x2 c3 f* N! i( }6 Qhandsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so

: R/ ?: Y# ]. G4 B/ wobvious.
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! v2 D8 M6 l, t% Z5 ]: U：谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
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damn cost money when it comes to feelings.
2 _% M; r9 d% n$ S- F$ E% s　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
instant
noodles without getting flavoring bags.

2 Q. X  w3 u3 L  v# a; I　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
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　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you

( r( i& c1 p+ Y" _4 Bwear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of

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8 n5 b5 Y+ r8 ?* M4 o, B2 ?& F：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
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saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
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hypocritical.
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　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
of Sanlu
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8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
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concerned.
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　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。There are two
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2 A) O9 B9 S! \could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do

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　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
while what I have is the sight
of my back.
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% j3 D. t+ f7 K: j0 E　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
dried shrimp not as
seafood.

- F  y2 g9 l/ A0 Q　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
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the problem of my weight.
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4 Y8 ~, Z$ g8 X$ J　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
deceivers,
it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
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, ^" Y8 s' i) b2 i　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
is much cheaper
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3 t" w. t7 w. s8 p/ R+ Y# O5 [  ]" w　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技!We
* d! r) O) X" r1 {" `never be afraid that
' y) a8 x% y; c. C- J. I, i5 B; R! sthieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some
kind of
technology.