2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

1 ：我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am

! }" t% }7 R+ ~& Z. m) K% t  dhandsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so
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9 j" u  j+ l# E, P8 ~：谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
indeed
damn cost money when it comes to feelings.
' J* p% p! ^+ c　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
instant
noodles without getting flavoring bags.

　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
; a2 R9 ^; D) N( j% k+ e# K“Could
$ }: b! v8 H6 R2 [you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
here?”

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! n; }/ e! ]6 k5 R　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you
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wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of

you.

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. [7 O" o$ |' A9 I$ T: E2 Q：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
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saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
hit me and said I am
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" d* _& [/ U; ?: m　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
of Sanlu
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& f/ f7 ?8 F9 H* F& S, i8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
history is the department
concerned.
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　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。There are two
: K" T) F1 @2 x  f! ythings that I
' }4 @0 f! c/ ?6 vcould not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do

that.

　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
2 p$ Z6 A, j9 N5 Z- Z9 Nwhile what I have is the sight
of my back.
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　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
dried shrimp not as
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　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
: {/ E" ^0 a% i; Vcan not go back to heaven is
the problem of my weight.

, J( I0 u" I1 l0 T) O/ f　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
deceivers,
- _# d3 X- N( j. r1 `. ~+ zit is very obvious that idiots are not enough.

' k& [# \; V: w　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
is much cheaper
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　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技!We
never be afraid that
/ D* a. k8 T; f' I$ ?: }: }thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some
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