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2009年最新的经典的雷人语录(中英文对照)

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1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am / w) |' z) l8 H! ?' x
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handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so
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obvious.
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9 ?. A# X' f+ i: j:谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
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damn cost money when it comes to feelings.; h% `6 k- A: K9 F) w& ?( B0 z
  3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
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noodles without getting flavoring bags.
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  4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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6 ~, y. C; m' \! e- o( dyou please come for your earnings later, because I have no change 2 h2 L. f. M( F  g+ T$ W' T9 `. \
here?” 9 w' L! H: s5 i3 ~  F  V* t8 n- \  k
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# _; M: j/ z0 L; |  5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you
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wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of
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" c2 T4 |! [# c! H# r/ |you.
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:有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
3 l9 U  g* V! p2 Q. o; B# i0 ^! ?% ygirls stopped me,
0 x5 C9 Z& |5 v+ \  \. m( c, Dsaying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
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  7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
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3 ~- X$ ^% `* H$ y6 Xmilk powder, and give it to the political party.
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8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
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4 ]7 h# y% D& z/ u% ~6 g  9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。There are two ' s7 P. W7 }5 b( ^6 q( n
things that I 2 B$ e" f; S" B) _. s9 @" r" E: P
could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do
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  10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
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  11:别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a # e- b7 `) O* K3 p
dried shrimp not as
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6 D% X6 Y( o9 n( q$ j  12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I & L% r- N' l; b2 C! f+ t/ P
can not go back to heaven is 4 m& S- G& i" ]2 E
the problem of my weight. 9 j( h8 W3 C: x3 a) V6 X9 h/ ]

$ o8 U: D/ F/ Z2 i& F  13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
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: O6 S1 ?0 ]4 i  W2 sit is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
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# b% Q. ]! {7 I# U$ W( H( K$ [1 ?  14:你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone ! m2 R' q8 a4 g' B, x- t+ c
is much cheaper , T) P' C/ P: `, k
than the phone words fee.6 \) f) l' L3 S( g5 ^) E) B
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  15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!We   @) _/ r7 a! S- t! S1 r) ~
never be afraid that 6 v% i- J6 B$ s; }
thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some 4 `% y- Y. a6 T
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technology.
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