2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

1 ：我的优点是：我很帅;但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so
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：谈钱不伤感情，谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it
indeed
damn cost money when it comes to feelings.
! `: p/ O$ l, G3 q  j　　3 ：我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying
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noodles without getting flavoring bags.

　　4 ：会计说：“你晚点来领工资吧，我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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here?”


4 t- Y- W, K7 A0 n" \" e  L　　5 ：虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you

8 @# b7 ^$ K3 s! l+ O& R; U2 M  A; lwear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of

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" X6 O$ v8 t' B9 t( H! Y：有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
girls stopped me,
saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
hit me and said I am
hypocritical.

　　7 ：冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
of Sanlu
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8 ：史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
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" p% d" M2 l9 ?$ b4 Q4 u　　9 ：我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。There are two
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could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do
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1 J+ l- @+ d# M+ _0 b/ `0 O; _1 [　　10：人家有的是背景，而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
while what I have is the sight
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　　11：别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a
dried shrimp not as
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　　12：我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I
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the problem of my weight.
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　　13：骗子太多，傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
deceivers,
  X7 }9 z: y# Y' Yit is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
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* U6 z1 \& T3 X; H% y  ?9 ^　　14：你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
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than the phone words fee.

　　15：不怕偷儿带工具，就怕偷儿懂科技!We
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thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some
kind of
technology.