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1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am 4 W4 Y" E* M' q. O: d
0 l6 w% _; i0 i8 |# G" qhandsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so 2 B: t4 j4 _' J9 b9 ~; `' Z
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:谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it 7 e8 e0 _; J( U, R
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3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying 3 c3 m9 I, c! I6 ^
instant ) t6 u+ j2 @* ~" f2 B6 T
noodles without getting flavoring bags.
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/ i! o! {5 {" L( K2 d' y9 K 4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you
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wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of & f0 r3 B% }! J' _) y
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7 e [( E& ]+ v" \:有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of 9 J+ F( \9 ?! M8 Q" L0 p
girls stopped me, ) o& }, B. p8 Y3 _: t
saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they 9 s% L0 @/ f7 g9 z0 K: H
hit me and said I am % C$ r+ z. Y* j$ C4 r
hypocritical.5 k5 b4 J; r# P' }0 @
4 q, d& S0 K. U( o7 @ 7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
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+ ^' R$ z' o9 E: o5 T# T8 jmilk powder, and give it to the political party.
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/ [' ]/ q1 N+ n# {: g8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。The most mysterious department in the 7 y2 n) U. B: \ n$ g5 L
history is the department 0 ?4 I" S$ I$ l: q; G9 O
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, k. y& r5 z! y9 }5 E! i 9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。There are two
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10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
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& Q& k' C8 G" x) V 11:别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a 3 R6 T8 ~" h) ]' j: b+ K
dried shrimp not as
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8 g! W( L- c9 g2 h* }* m 12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I ( e+ L$ P9 }3 T8 S$ t" d) s
can not go back to heaven is ) Z' a9 [& k# L$ V, m# s
the problem of my weight.
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7 a, {) M z" E8 x+ P* P9 D 13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many $ ^8 Y7 ?6 B: y/ A
deceivers, - v7 X5 L/ m; T6 ~0 T+ u
it is very obvious that idiots are not enough.
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14:你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone R0 r) S: \: s' K# p
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than the phone words fee.
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15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!We
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thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some % \. P" @( \* j4 u
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