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2009年最新的经典的雷人语录(中英文对照)

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1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。My advantage is that I am
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handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so
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& O2 u. g8 J0 Z" N) u. M, {$ b:谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it ! `. ^3 V) j1 @% N+ _9 h& D
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damn cost money when it comes to feelings.6 B+ }1 `4 [7 A- _$ J
  3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。I curse your buying * |, o% ]( x* J1 p& _- w
instant
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  4 :会计说:“你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。”The accountant said :
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you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change
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  5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。Although you + H/ W6 J7 l$ n& g/ u

: v0 Z. e: r) Z/ Y) Dwear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of
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you.
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:有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。When I went shopping one day, a group of
. }! M; v1 F& {/ k5 wgirls stopped me,
) L& }8 q9 c3 P" \, g+ `3 c6 t6 U( e% E- _saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they
# u! Y: U; X% T( M1 k. {& m/ ghit me and said I am ' @) ~$ i) z# B  [8 h3 k1 p: @. b
hypocritical.+ i7 Q* p1 N3 n. ?+ v& W8 n4 n

; Q6 w4 B0 v3 I9 f7 a: p& ?. j2 x, B  7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。Pour boiling water into a cup
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8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。The most mysterious department in the
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  9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。There are two
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could not do in my life –I could not do this and I could not do
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that.& r5 ^1 E6 V0 p3 z0 y+ Q6 p
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  10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。The others have their background,
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of my back.
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  11:别把虾米不当海鲜. Never treat a 0 b5 r: M7 Z/ E- M4 R9 n
dried shrimp not as " m! X. r9 J/ J9 f* \
seafood.
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- [8 l, J9 q3 d# ?# I$ q( u" G  12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。I am an angel, and the reason why I : A1 A* |1 X5 v" e% a
can not go back to heaven is , R$ {5 \) ]  [  B+ [+ m  g
the problem of my weight.
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* E, S" y8 [3 u1 E# Y& H1 h  13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。Since there are so many
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  14:你的手机比话费还便宜。Your phone
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) s# r- G; [4 {5 X  x  15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!We
" c5 T$ @) ~; ?4 L" Ynever be afraid that
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technology.
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