老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初： At the beginning of life,
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
" F' b& i' {) o3 o2 I* g. q5 }9 U苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
教之道： The way of learning it,
貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
: u6 b% a! U4 c$ G6 j昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學： If you don't study hard,
斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
8 p/ b# N) C( ?% D. `9 I有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子： All his five sons took it.
2 ?+ w% V9 i1 Y2 M: ~名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過： It is all your fault.
教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
# d# s1 h) t1 @師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學： You may refuse to study this,
2 x* R: u+ }2 ?* s' m5 e+ j非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
0 O0 l& ]/ }. F; l1 e% p3 N+ U老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
2 v5 }" b: q2 D1 `/ d9 d不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
人不學： If you don't learn sex,
不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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汗，  都曲解了 。
* [4 H2 o  o8 e. V, D好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗