老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初： At the beginning of life,
! V5 a6 N! s- `/ t性本善： Sex is good.
' t* G# o9 M( X. h4 K0 d, `性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
1 Z0 s! c" Z2 P6 B9 x. d# }2 q; h習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
教之道： The way of learning it,
% y$ |  I+ u( Z; P% x; p/ k貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
1 E( v( q# `/ G, _% [) _昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學： If you don't study hard,
斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
8 x0 P6 Q4 ]9 k) }2 D3 p有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
5 G; v: n, I6 O教五子： All his five sons took it.
名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
2 ]9 z. O. C0 T% G* v養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過： It is all your fault.
/ k4 d  z6 T5 L教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
3 h: S( M7 j* j7 a師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
" x( y. _2 A7 ], K子不學： You may refuse to study this,
5 C- ^& b+ V, R非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
$ f1 q, f8 d- c4 n/ I, R幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 h! r( T/ Z' m. u- m! s" c老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
2 M) }/ ^- b( r1 E+ I* u2 ]# p5 `玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
8 Q& E7 P2 ~6 B5 W3 }7 k不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
人不學： If you don't learn sex,
不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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汗，  都曲解了 。
好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗