老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初： At the beginning of life,
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
$ \7 I4 Q! U$ j% g習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
. U2 ]# {9 i- h9 Q1 a- ^性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
教之道： The way of learning it,
貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
3 E! T1 ?$ |2 b8 i2 ~5 c昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
/ F. w' Q1 m$ [5 {擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學： If you don't study hard,
斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
* c+ A5 Q1 b) S# B1 w有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子： All his five sons took it.
名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過： It is all your fault.
$ H2 N7 }- W8 `5 [) W& P教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
8 w! D9 v1 b- f/ ?1 U( x! s師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
! |" O8 P) A' s6 K  V4 V子不學： You may refuse to study this,
. ~4 ^6 q2 ^2 i/ {3 a" ?非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
% I' P2 I7 |* V, e! o3 T9 z老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
" [1 A, p& h) K. ]不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
6 e+ i6 n3 N1 X8 L人不學： If you don't learn sex,
不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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gongqi

汗，  都曲解了 。
) n; u/ A& I7 x4 A+ g3 V好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗