老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人之初： At the beginning of life,
性本善： Sex is good.
. Q: O: f7 l7 `3 i  K性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
( [- X2 k! q/ i  _, d性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
教之道： The way of learning it,
貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
! Q( _  R. Z0 K擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
' x1 k$ e- E( w1 F子不學： If you don't study hard,
斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
0 e4 h* y  t4 t, r0 i, P竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子： All his five sons took it.
* ~( ~0 t  X( r* w' M4 k名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well -known.
養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過： It is all your fault.
: D0 u, B% J1 l- S. b, F5 y: a1 s教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
' t9 M  h" Y# P0 W. C/ h" Q: t師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學： You may refuse to study this,
6 t$ [. H6 J' ~7 L6 f! z非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
/ \$ H. m3 b/ u5 j) Y幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
" m$ N  _9 b* a1 p8 C3 s. F不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
4 D7 |- b+ [0 a人不學： If you don't learn sex,
/ x# `, l: g7 s: N, E. N不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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汗，  都曲解了 。
7 ^2 p: n8 D! _: [* m& r好好的 三字经 都给写成床事了  汗