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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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3 F: [$ B( F! J8 iOperator: 911 emergencies.
; s( H  B: [% c9 D0 f, wBoy: Yeah I need some help.
# ]- z( J, s4 j. q/ |! E6 a1 ^Operator: What’s the matter?
! Q$ R/ k) E, n5 s. p( rBoy: With my math.- x0 w4 N3 e  o/ S) |
Operator: With your mouth?- X3 _& O7 ~6 q6 z. J2 J/ ]9 W  a/ }) k
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
: y5 G- |/ l- U3 A0 l8 e! N  bOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
; w9 m) U. F, Q5 z2 yBoy: No with my math." s& b5 s' D% n$ q
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# L% T; E' \' W8 e: I$ xBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.1 A+ V" {* P. [1 [1 ]4 R) ^. U4 ^
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
3 ~& U$ S0 o2 K# C* cBoy: Okay.- H0 Q# `! O! v) H
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?& o" A2 n. x! |5 s: E
Boy: I have take aways.5 _0 U5 C' p  E$ \( R
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.  P9 j; F1 X' Z! \
Boy: Yeah.2 G6 a9 W, n4 k! P4 N
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
- B! e, B. J) S3 B$ `! a; LBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 w% `  Q' |) XOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.. y, I, E( t9 I# }( u
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
9 h4 C2 r, {% t: |4 c0 \Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.' Y* O9 n# U2 ]& C- y) m% t
Operator: No. How old are you?
3 u5 e; v1 B" r9 V0 c% P" D6 UBoy: I’m only 4.
) w9 T) `- J* `' f8 R, G* V4 x5 rOperator: 4!
, E& C( D2 ]0 }1 I' hBoy: Yeah.
( R+ B+ q. G0 c) ]  s$ HOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
) w; l5 x0 O- o( A8 V) yBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.3 j6 v9 c  {1 m1 T8 C7 i8 Q
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?# d& \  b  W) \. u+ S7 }5 Z
Boy: 5.
* A! [& f+ R1 Z& f2 r& l- OWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
/ k% @+ F2 d& ?2 D1 B8 K% O/ R/ B$ v, eBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.( a% E4 F4 z! y. L+ ^4 }- _
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?& q/ d: F; y" H* U
Operator: It’s the mother…+ o" i5 B2 N6 e( ~1 {8 X5 y
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
2 m# M! y& h  @  q( z- F) A# e, C2 QWoman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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