4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
9 Z, c4 F* B: a3 B' h, |3 GBoy: Yeah I need some help.
& Y* h  s. S% k. k6 T+ }  x: ROperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
8 P: G  e, M. ^& }" d( F2 FBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
* X  m  L. Z6 O$ `# T6 vBoy: I have take aways.
$ o" h4 w) r3 Z" \Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
# F6 F$ i" h& J% z9 UOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
6 Z; k9 w3 q4 LBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
" R5 f- {% O1 y+ fOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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( o7 A: h$ Q% N8 n* |: [* pBoy: I don’t know, 1.
9 x+ t, g" ^2 ~( p- D3 ROperator: No. How old are you?
+ L) D3 z7 p$ MBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
; E/ z% y% j* Z& NBoy: Yeah.
4 V: V. s1 O8 f: _! K' \Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
1 f% G) s) v; A  T, ]Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
4 }+ S1 c. N0 V1 K6 aWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
3 t6 k( ~! C& D8 s* O  Q, YBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
2 {% j5 [1 C% T; j# {  w/ LWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
* i1 w: x- A3 b+ OOperator: It’s the mother…
2 S9 V( Z* V; x8 G( }6 T1 IBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
% G% t0 h9 U1 g. kWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈