4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) s; C/ I5 q7 ~! G& HBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
4 T5 q, u( F( _" GBoy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
( f% Q7 v  _6 R5 x8 S0 vBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
( ]7 ^  l* Y' |) C8 X3 HOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
3 J  m8 X- B3 z% ^- X+ b: j" _Boy: No with my math.
, a4 u& {. i1 r3 O9 KOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
; h, ]5 B# Q" IBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
6 Z5 R4 D& E- bOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
- ~) i/ ?. H' QBoy: Yeah.
8 A$ o" @+ n" jOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
' ~1 B' E5 Z' }7 M$ l- @Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
/ M9 z  \# Q  c& G5 CBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
* b7 H. F8 C; {2 {7 BBoy: Yeah.
5 J  T( x: B0 @. ]0 GOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
6 {5 j" _$ E8 r- K4 C3 COperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 d) ~+ T' g1 A* cBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
* O2 u9 d: t" `+ lBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
$ T9 ?4 u) o& C& T8 K) k! L  S2 wOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈