4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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( \' U( f8 w1 y5 W) K/ DOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 i. g" h1 n* h6 J- D. D0 oOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
4 q2 M3 |! I- f' nBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
; k# i' \8 {/ R: w7 AOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
5 q' U5 p4 I# m/ qBoy: No with my math.
4 A1 }* b& N( v# Z5 wOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 e) l6 n; |( `7 V0 H- AOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
  P* |$ L/ _; ?8 c+ _- i) cBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
, U+ x1 w/ Y0 f( C8 dBoy: I have take aways.
  I8 ~  E$ X5 P! F; _. @" EOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
" x$ Y9 F( R7 t- ], d" V: YOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
0 \' v! r0 h% L5 CBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
1 A- M6 C  {; J' d% L$ E% b2 q2 MBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- F, ?$ _8 }  V( b" h1 y! aOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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6 F" X4 m; I8 F1 {Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
) t: U- j0 e4 w+ |4 b: p- GBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
, s5 C) A6 f+ ]7 KBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
* @) g" Y5 y2 B$ F& d* T' `5 [Boy: 5.
' j, }# ]+ D( r. [- q6 I: mWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
: R6 \1 Z. X3 ^! i* NWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
- ?( P. H3 G! P/ |* q; _Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈