4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

铂金气质

8 l7 e+ `; U, q
对话文字记录
# W$ r3 \/ s1 z+ f4 e5 E7 q$ d* y
Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
4 `. i7 |0 k9 a/ t3 @1 |' N  qOperator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
, G/ }5 U. _$ ^1 O/ v/ U5 V  f2 p* \+ |Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
  F) e$ a# q6 pBoy: No with my math.
* k+ R1 L$ ]7 `, gOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: C& v# Q$ \, ~! cBoy: Okay.
, A3 |0 U4 v: O* F8 ?Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
' ~6 }. Z& g$ Q: z! \* \. wBoy: I have take aways.
6 H# c* z) j" n8 {Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
; N3 z) H  w7 J* I* dBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
# }- I* N3 s- yOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
( c& s1 c$ L! f5 T$ hBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
- z- M6 ?( `, POperator: No. How old are you?
& f; H$ c5 A5 q" ZBoy: I’m only 4.
* J8 {1 q+ d& h" KOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
& V) v) O% g; z' h+ [+ sOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
  w3 R1 p2 Y$ Y# A3 Z$ M' i% `; o+ kBoy: 5.
" w, f! N  W2 A6 ^! T( n2 ZWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 e. ^, o2 i! ?8 ~; nBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
& k; Y: m) ~' {5 T) z0 WWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
4 U6 f; Q! {# C( I) D+ jBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈