4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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7 o" G1 D* ~5 |9 JOperator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
1 Q0 J8 r" g/ Y0 e+ K5 ABoy: With my math.
2 g6 Q$ Z8 o% H1 m" L  t5 Q- JOperator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
" n- ^; q$ t" e9 LOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
) a6 `2 |" I' b  H) EBoy: No with my math.
: I# p( h/ d6 D0 ^! h8 P4 yOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
9 P8 c7 ^: D0 M4 t5 h9 EBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
# N+ T- c/ I+ N! ~, ~: q! H5 B8 v4 JBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
: s" p0 p# s# w( Y' J# lBoy: I have take aways.
$ ]' k9 ?& {8 d: |4 bOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
$ {8 U- a! |8 A" z+ |4 I& jBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
9 r8 }  A4 O9 {1 V+ u3 W' iOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

" d; l4 Q3 ]7 K2 VBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
: a" v. F" t; v5 kOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
4 q- d% M" \8 e3 B) d% Z% pOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
1 w3 ]8 n9 e7 v) _: \( b% H! KBoy: 5.
) y4 L2 I$ f- |Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
1 X3 Q3 g; l9 v4 [) XWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈