4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
% n# I" m* T* z# b7 w% }) F  M3 hBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
1 f9 s7 _4 O# G7 z4 C$ `* zOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
' y8 g  `; A* c# yBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
5 A! m" G7 H- J& N& H( ^" z; \- |/ DOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' ]+ C; e) W8 q% t0 t# eBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
$ N: ~+ f% m+ E# ]+ |$ y* ?. zOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
4 n) o) _9 m  k/ N" COperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
' ]" F  i4 `; @' E5 yBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
2 S2 H3 x9 a7 p7 ^3 q+ ZOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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  U( [: _2 [. o. |: {, N  bBoy: I don’t know, 1.
/ E6 X0 @4 b$ Y$ C" jOperator: No. How old are you?
4 }, Q( U- U1 g2 u9 L/ tBoy: I’m only 4.
+ }: s) m( R0 I* Z  m+ dOperator: 4!
+ R* T) k" d5 f. hBoy: Yeah.
" g1 c$ |( V8 S* Q' tOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
' v9 \2 d! B, V4 FBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
$ L" l4 I" H6 Z1 Z( UOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
) G9 i$ j) c) T5 r9 z0 Z* UWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
4 O: W! t# o8 V/ ?- E. w6 vBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
  q; k" x( s5 r2 o7 {: oWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
- A! j0 M/ y( |. G2 S5 l# uBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈