4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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% H& g7 p' @. a" r: xOperator: 911 emergencies.
- [* }! B" y% V* bBoy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
, R( {- {4 E: U$ t- J- f/ T2 |Boy: With my math.
( I# S! Y, Z8 r2 DOperator: With your mouth?
  _9 x9 _: L5 |. a% T; WBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
1 f+ Z, a  V- g! ^7 uOperator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
# R9 r' @0 c+ @' }Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
- P* y6 y% w' V; ?$ |- f$ mBoy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
4 K1 Y5 [( v& J$ f' x3 c( Y0 d, _Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
; n. g7 p/ ~8 ^2 V) z1 `' `) PBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- c; R5 P# y" ^/ _% `" iOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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8 J0 n/ ~5 e0 G8 H& |7 p$ XBoy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
1 T- X/ q4 Y% vBoy: I’m only 4.
) O$ _* C( Q3 ~4 r' v8 v" ]Operator: 4!
& F( @* P7 h1 CBoy: Yeah.
# F& `/ ^1 W) y% t" x+ ^& h0 Q( BOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
! W9 D( g* W3 e( t5 C) `Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
8 ?) F3 n7 `/ z/ F/ jBoy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
. A  [% C- l& uBoy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
) \' Q' Q2 t2 @- A1 P% ^' C- e( G& V( TWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
  ?% I* w  s# v! m1 SOperator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
6 Z! x% X/ S- g5 A  Q- ^Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈