4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
6 v( p6 G0 J2 V- O" F( }2 f9 ]  {  ~Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
3 C7 R: R% a5 T  M% y3 ^Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
/ {9 Q- g6 q! b1 s/ m4 L6 C4 O, o5 \Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
9 U1 [, M, L9 t; h5 b" {Boy: No with my math.
/ V& p  [% g8 QOperator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
' l0 ]0 }. r3 l4 ]# z* l; ^; W$ s  WBoy: Okay.
# S- n5 Z  p, p* X2 g& q, z1 jOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
" A. k; s1 {% [' b; X$ r. O+ YBoy: I have take aways.
$ A. M8 b5 F% d: s# J: ~Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) B/ a. A* L: c8 pBoy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
7 s4 f8 ~8 g7 l% POperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
& z$ s' _* r% c( r9 L9 vBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

: Y4 S. H% N8 D# {Boy: I don’t know, 1.
/ ^2 K: n' A) \/ F$ q! ~4 ROperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
' Z/ z! E4 p3 E( DOperator: 4!
- |8 O1 S0 K1 f2 g9 C- V2 tBoy: Yeah.
' ~; X0 }, f6 e' ZOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
7 @* d* p4 `6 I3 J- dBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
, ?% s% }9 B4 J4 ?! {: `Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
) [% E2 j2 C- ~/ i( g8 I. @Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
) E! s* l# D/ E2 K' MWoman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈