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4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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发表于 2010-4-22 22:45:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式



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Operator: 911 emergencies.
) M6 N0 l& `, u8 k$ e/ z* qBoy: Yeah I need some help.
7 V1 q, A( x& J" O5 J- s9 BOperator: What’s the matter?
. V7 P0 c/ `: t" UBoy: With my math.
/ e1 |2 H8 L6 {, ]. k8 F) N/ u- pOperator: With your mouth?
; R' b% w0 K; H+ q- sBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
) J$ i. M4 L/ D% ~% P2 z7 m  JOperator: Sure. Where do you live?9 u' t9 ]' F3 E/ Z& o- ~, a
Boy: No with my math.& g1 e9 T( N, e1 [: F
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?5 I4 d% v; s/ d8 n9 Y; d! v
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
9 ^# S( K8 N$ `Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
: \* [9 L: f5 L" _2 ]" n4 z6 E, ?Boy: Okay.
% J5 \( z. I8 U" v; jOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?% @) a+ o1 {$ Q( [2 ^
Boy: I have take aways.4 g2 \/ Q7 M& k% \* T
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.5 R" b( C" ?+ l/ Z  o5 _4 x+ Z* q+ _
Boy: Yeah.
- s4 g0 e5 P* I+ w1 f; {Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?0 Z0 F1 @4 e- @* Z+ v4 @2 ?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
6 g* q- l# e" ?$ W0 \3 Q( ]7 HOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
: P6 W6 Z+ t- ~, [" a' f$ n& nBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?. G. l, s- n& f: B. n- t0 g
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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Boy: I don’t know, 1.) A* X. ~. x6 Z% e8 o6 B0 k! D% v
Operator: No. How old are you?
% X" S' e+ E! t1 p# @. DBoy: I’m only 4.+ W8 L, u# r: @' s2 m# |
Operator: 4!
- V+ B! i" I  r9 P# ^Boy: Yeah.
- s2 P; a% ]) w7 ]( WOperator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)4 W( q( u( T6 _' W2 G
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
# X- `7 F4 u1 m$ yOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?- K" L# C% C) K1 d
Boy: 5.$ I1 v- E. F: d) Z& Q# m
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!+ a$ Q- Y7 c- M3 X
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.3 e' X0 s0 w: b4 N: W# F
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?" S' ^: M" d9 k2 M" z
Operator: It’s the mother…
  }' B, z$ R  i0 ^  b: mBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.7 E) d- O+ ]% t7 o5 t+ s) B
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
发表于 2010-5-2 12:20:32 | 显示全部楼层
好好笑呃,哈哈
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