4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
1 D1 k) R' Z# A3 W$ @Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
* Z) y2 X$ C  z% O$ j9 u3 ~Operator: With your mouth?
, ]( C) E- w  a7 TBoy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
2 u' F) G% d! MOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
" H( C- Y+ w; Z8 C. L2 NOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
9 L. m% L3 k% ^  h9 POperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) V4 ~7 k1 |8 g! h, q2 BBoy: Yeah.
0 t$ @, c1 q0 w% C4 Y9 [Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
- L3 T0 e% N: }- U; v+ YBoy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
- q* w# @  s, w% E; q' Q4 NOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?

) s5 F* j; Q  v4 ?* R5 [Boy: I don’t know, 1.
2 a0 z, D) P7 D" [6 B0 \1 n$ GOperator: No. How old are you?
9 A4 c/ F/ `4 D- U6 uBoy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
7 Z0 ]$ s! {- P7 G2 bOperator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
) {$ Q' e# B6 G& u1 a/ X  TBoy: 5.
6 r) a6 f3 L& S3 aWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
' u$ S7 _! h: c( VOperator: It’s the mother…
4 I) ?1 r; z$ o4 UBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈