4岁小朋友打911求助数学题

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
: }+ B0 G2 ?, y7 f; b% n! _; B9 O+ ZBoy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
8 z' ~- h- ?. dOperator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
6 H- I: ~# s& G  IBoy: Okay.
) O! |) G' f9 m) d5 v  pOperator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
, }0 F8 ]9 h. dOperator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
) q3 Z! b/ W% w" [( oBoy: Yeah.
' I% a; k- }) S" z" h# R$ ]! U! AOperator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
3 I4 t/ y* j7 Z) _/ r: dOperator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
2 S6 k( B5 d* S: M# y$ bBoy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
1 f9 a" o- O7 o6 u6 D8 R- aOperator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
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) ~1 b% |# O% T7 c7 dBoy: I don’t know, 1.
" M! I3 p) P$ z* i6 WOperator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
; a, |7 Y* [" Y6 K' d" H: C6 FOperator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. （哈哈）
- v4 F6 Y; ^  [$ B  \9 hBoy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
' x$ J+ D5 q% ~/ s! x: RWoman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
% |8 w' D' b* G) ^1 fWoman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
5 k+ e( f3 t9 a$ H  H% \, tOperator: It’s the mother…
) m4 J, A* r- l8 V& IBoy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

jason0320

好好笑呃,哈哈