爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
SNOOP
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.

KATY
$ g" _* n) j  v+ RI know a place where the girls are always meaner
0 h  Q8 t& T: l% k! J8 TIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
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  U1 s. k: E: Q1 [/ mSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
with foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
$ N$ O3 X7 x; b* f& @# won i-phones

KATY
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
8 D7 f1 [) E! E- Q# y, l) tWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
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California girls we're unreliable
. T4 H( E0 @" A( TNever worked a day in our lives
# q; g# B& ^: D* WHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car

DOG
! c* _5 j  h: o8 J) i0 Y2 @) EOWOWOWOWOW

California girls we're so predictable
Hottest bodies money can buy
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  ~- g0 z# ]* U! LSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
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6 n- J- d9 R' P+ q' dBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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SNOOP
) ]+ o) X* ?. j6 ySign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
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5 @7 q/ o- H  HOnce you cross the L.A. Border
/ `* N/ Y% d( u8 y! ~You develop an eating disorder
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Sell your soul, dance on the pole
  d4 O7 {9 }* H  V) X9 m+ W6 GBang Charlie Sheen just for a role

Nose jobs, tummy tucks
3 x; h9 U6 A0 S/ w  ?These are the girls I like to... hang out with

Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
8 v/ g/ A  r, `% Y, C9 ~! CSee through shirts show off your nips

& G, v! D' l- T3 t+ q, ]7 wPaparazzi is everywhere
' W2 x; P  Z; z. n8 O( `- z6 m7 oOops forgot your underwear

) c$ A- ^! o# T: H- P9 t$ n* |: vKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
# @9 l( p$ K6 H2 s7 z! `5 oCus you're representin' California

4 D- b; v' j$ `0 {3 J/ pBut you know I'd still be all up inya
, C  S3 C+ G% L2 Y/ \* iEven if that ass was from Virginia

And you know that you can bet your butt
. S+ C+ H% [. r7 W9 [. i. EThat I'd do girls from Connecticut

I could really fill my booty quota
+ m1 a* C1 W% `& ]5 c& A( DBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota

' R3 n4 S# x# \0 qKATY
  w/ r/ z# Z+ ^( l  KCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
" h& u2 A4 o4 d/ \. X& Q0 s% G( {Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

- G( Q4 s' m; cOW OW OW OW AGHH
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4 S$ g9 V2 a" H. e"California Gurls" is so repetitive
5 s0 F; f: d# g3 I1 L" V2 @# ZAll Pop sounds exactly the same
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
OWOWOWOW
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) R6 B4 ]- \9 |% S8 wSNOOP
4 n2 G9 O* V: O$ E& k$ x[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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2 N' y: q+ f) o; SKATY
; \2 |6 z" ~; c/ c2 ?I know a place where the girls are always meaner
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener

Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
* ]* i" T3 A/ v$ C1 j1 kwith foam
4 [1 [1 j! c! ]; e2 I- Y: N. g: {Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
on i-phones
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7 A& J2 ^2 [0 \* r3 i. K: u2 c% @2 MKATY
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous

California girls we're unreliable
Never worked a day in our lives
; X2 S; u' L+ A! {Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
7 K) @- j7 p! U- A- p% W
DOG
: Y# T8 Y$ a0 @! ?' `* }OWOWOWOWOW

2 O, v1 Z8 c. J& E# B- Q& P$ YCalifornia girls we're so predictable
0 c; q- J7 a' i+ O# D* N3 l3 c: yHottest bodies money can buy

- z) B1 Q( R: JSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
2 o) t0 J7 t' N
6 Y- ^+ ^) S- K# l( LBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing

SNOOP
# D( \. M4 ?1 tSign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
: R' t! Q& i8 `: ], d
' y) y4 q. _) M  i4 r' \Once you cross the L.A. Border
5 Z7 o' h, t/ P& RYou develop an eating disorder
3 f5 G6 F9 d- z, X1 r8 D6 [
Sell your soul, dance on the pole
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
% ~# E6 n: u$ ?
$ D9 V+ l8 y+ c8 bNose jobs, tummy tucks
These are the girls I like to... hang out with

Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
6 r1 |# i2 m( y' c. {See through shirts show off your nips
, Q2 k! u% x0 K9 U
Paparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear
. A$ _7 |; t) Q% ^. z. U
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
( A- P0 j( i! X, i* x+ KCus you're representin' California
2 U% A* A+ f9 I; b) n
But you know I'd still be all up inya
: m5 G" T3 W2 d6 [6 IEven if that ass was from Virginia

5 T! V/ R+ g% o; eAnd you know that you can bet your butt
6 m  W9 M' d) K& D" o  J3 cThat I'd do girls from Connecticut
" L9 g7 n% w9 V  B9 Y
" G: z4 z2 k, ^. Q; N6 ^I could really fill my booty quota
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota

KATY
3 F% h6 A- m/ [5 e, Y- p# qCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
% G, Z! g/ H2 d3 R1 j( S9 o' U: j) TSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

OW OW OW OW AGHH

1 o; \7 ^- ?9 |) O"California Gurls" is so repetitive
, a  r" u5 j' q$ a; gAll Pop sounds exactly the same
. t! }1 c6 j) m) w+ X/ G5 vIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
& x: X6 E% _4 V: s& qOWOWOWOW
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