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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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1 C) }3 ^+ ^+ Y/ V* |8 j; n2 v歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
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[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.2 @( b+ n: L1 I8 |; Y8 A2 J- _
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KATY4 [! e1 H5 n4 H* C( R
I know a place where the girls are always meaner$ p. j4 ?/ }( c; m# R
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
: w' r1 k5 F  h% p0 @! J8 E% [7 U6 @9 ?5 J
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea % Y8 |8 T" F7 L- g. q/ h# c* q) R) V
with foam
' |+ e. W0 ?, b4 nDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
$ F) Y5 P$ c" M$ Ton i-phones
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KATY
3 i) t8 t5 F3 x: ZYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is: `2 C: e6 @1 ?. ~
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous% Y" k6 w5 O/ j9 h5 G, f
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California girls we're unreliable
+ D6 j) g- |+ F1 tNever worked a day in our lives
3 o3 X" ^9 i% ?, SHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car+ x- o# G: z' {/ B; y! r3 f) \
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DOG( H8 S- c( }% \' l) c
OWOWOWOWOW8 O4 E5 K6 {# }5 K! p
' J2 F( o+ R0 {0 ^/ T& c* ?
California girls we're so predictable
4 w- m. P0 }- a3 [5 VHottest bodies money can buy4 D7 e% ^0 M/ G9 ~1 B. p% F
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Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable1 V9 E% H9 B2 F

5 `1 w/ f: ^( p: {# HBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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  y# Q2 _$ U% P/ V9 RSNOOP' h  S; k: v# O( c' E/ c2 }6 N
Sign your name on the dotted line0 g- }% `8 l9 K6 O! F) b  [+ b
Don't need brains if that ass is fine( n8 w& A& t4 X8 E+ W+ s

' @- h! F8 ?' h8 U: `% C* B8 COnce you cross the L.A. Border
% z9 W0 w( \7 ~5 o8 S; d+ V9 h) dYou develop an eating disorder: \8 z5 d5 O. q' z, {
1 ^6 d& q3 D( c3 L( P3 a$ ?
Sell your soul, dance on the pole: u" V8 d' d' A' ?
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role1 H& o! l- j) l4 g
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Nose jobs, tummy tucks
: X0 }5 m6 \. w1 M- j7 v+ xThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
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Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
, p) X& c6 q- T! u! cSee through shirts show off your nips
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5 l% ~$ g2 o, w& L/ \  W0 T- kPaparazzi is everywhere
1 o) p" X+ e% ?) B1 A3 yOops forgot your underwear
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1 H+ v/ Z0 ?6 o0 k5 VKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya6 e8 Q9 x1 G1 s3 u' ?; m: z
Cus you're representin' California
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But you know I'd still be all up inya  z' t7 w2 n2 r$ ?. `$ ^8 L* l: q. S
Even if that ass was from Virginia
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And you know that you can bet your butt) a, f8 |- H7 f) q5 b5 ?. D0 e
That I'd do girls from Connecticut' G- T4 z5 P5 p9 a+ x0 U
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I could really fill my booty quota
, N( g- f( M# s1 ^% _& mBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota3 o/ ^; }! U6 C7 O, |/ h' s

# Z: y9 e; g; b  B4 c& G1 w9 nKATY' b- a( K1 U+ ^; N: V
California Girls we are so are desperate
3 S9 q3 [4 g1 z5 ?! mSold our souls for fortune and fame3 C' u; k5 k. @$ N( T/ H$ g1 Y
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith( Y' k" v% K' P, M

9 U( f0 {: i' x7 m" V1 kOW OW OW OW AGHH
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, _. [' ?- m$ v2 e2 {1 P"California Gurls" is so repetitive  U) I4 C6 g; E
All Pop sounds exactly the same
; ]) A6 G- W. uIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
/ J6 r/ m+ E, q) eOWOWOWOW
$ `8 @6 g0 i1 Z% G' l( P
4 H, J- w+ L* ]2 RSNOOP! n0 ?$ q3 P+ X
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
) E& C) i# \) Q) L8 S; Y
/ |- E+ G: D8 W# \1 ~* e. hKATY7 t$ T6 C4 c3 Q, ^. A$ R; G
I know a place where the girls are always meaner9 U* S- b/ I( m( n& P6 C
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener0 f2 o. ]* G4 q' F2 R

4 S0 Z/ @3 C" PSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea 2 F: N$ M5 w1 ?7 e3 ]' V
with foam
' S$ q9 o# Y  t# H6 A- `; |Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
% [; H3 n- `! ~4 H/ {, f/ h) fon i-phones   _. ~2 b! m1 ]1 w$ I

$ N, I) K0 W" K5 Y, Z% ]8 M4 H" p: MKATY1 Y5 L5 s. ?) s/ r8 \1 {
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is8 K' W5 q! X' u3 X7 i& _0 G
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
9 E  X4 J0 {  D" S' p" r6 y6 a2 _7 x0 O' k0 q4 g% m
California girls we're unreliable
: `" P& ~  s. p: z" d9 ANever worked a day in our lives
% @  Z7 K- s+ ]( M3 X: hHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
& Y4 }# @# ]0 R5 o$ v( P
" e2 r6 Z% W( j3 g; v4 pDOG
- G* U3 g9 G+ B5 pOWOWOWOWOW
+ |: A8 E3 G: }$ T2 Y- g* J' u! I/ [7 @. \
California girls we're so predictable" V: x1 Z' y" |# m$ R& p
Hottest bodies money can buy
) x7 a" d3 y1 V6 Q: T$ K6 o6 P% x0 e2 C* d
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
" [) \) ?$ G# f3 B
  ]9 X1 `( Y8 |: {Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing# q8 w1 n9 F- y$ \6 {

) Y0 J' I) h  rSNOOP
) i  A4 z2 M8 kSign your name on the dotted line' o4 x. F0 N2 e& R7 t9 l! z5 L
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
( D7 K. d3 s8 F- ~  ~% }7 a5 m, t; {, r; B* `
Once you cross the L.A. Border4 g, t5 s3 j0 \
You develop an eating disorder
/ X8 Q' U) k$ s3 f( P  Y+ c/ k$ p  x2 \  o! `/ ]; N9 P$ K8 Y
Sell your soul, dance on the pole& }3 n2 M5 [% v5 L
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role' I- o- l6 t; M

4 Z/ u, b$ c! u% q( b+ ZNose jobs, tummy tucks + `& _% x4 _( n) _3 `# `! x
These are the girls I like to... hang out with1 \0 ?0 X$ z6 ?- D

, _  k# [! q2 |& ~7 e4 j( lInflate your lips. Loose the hips* |+ r2 _$ f- L& O
See through shirts show off your nips
* J/ o0 `6 |7 ^+ Z8 l
. I" o3 k9 T+ F4 xPaparazzi is everywhere
2 _  ^, H9 v" r4 `  G9 W+ hOops forgot your underwear # c- W6 V/ F3 q' I

4 F, ~% s1 y" p- q' _9 E+ MKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya- p$ ^- V) m( _- V7 \# N& \$ M) W/ x
Cus you're representin' California! x9 m2 d( n  \. j( S; u

" k) M3 @  |" G$ E, J7 P. Y4 g1 ?5 L& kBut you know I'd still be all up inya
; M  U; }! t( |! O& REven if that ass was from Virginia( G4 n# ?- a& f4 i$ D! j5 |% f. x

" ^$ Y* j% t# X1 {& u6 }And you know that you can bet your butt
3 E' j/ N! X5 x: f; K% |% Z  FThat I'd do girls from Connecticut. w4 k7 R" B$ U) r6 U
* u0 N2 m" O! x& C  j5 \
I could really fill my booty quota, `- ]) s- x6 B; ]: G; e: n" t
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota/ s+ @# C: U% u( m8 y5 Q$ ?
% d* P6 p8 K& H3 _, E! C
KATY/ O: _! ~& H6 Y& `
California Girls we are so are desperate2 H# |  |' G: D$ F3 g0 x5 K# _- ]
Sold our souls for fortune and fame8 `( g7 G7 f; x0 n0 e
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
! G3 @; P5 y/ r  N) g7 ?& v, _8 p$ x* ?' a  K& D. D# n& n
OW OW OW OW AGHH
. z( c# z0 o/ H% F7 Q" D+ E4 `3 R
- U2 q. s4 t' [; R7 s; f( B+ F"California Gurls" is so repetitive( M4 {: r0 o4 W
All Pop sounds exactly the same
, e, f( H6 G- U+ @# _" UIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
6 ?- t3 m/ O, a" jOWOWOWOW
& Q! B8 g+ x: T  [; T. K5 \% L9 U: q
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