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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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$ p( f! f1 n8 n! Z0 l歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
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[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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# u. g. E" ]: Z8 f7 GKATY$ ?2 |( b, `+ t4 U/ @2 P9 T3 s' L
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
! s$ _8 }) T! X8 g+ U4 SIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
  e3 o( l6 `, H% r* b% q6 C
1 i9 \# A6 m2 j1 W' m7 Q& DSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea 1 G  f8 D" @1 `- b5 ~+ ~; c5 N
with foam) u" {( _/ ]7 m/ J6 a1 m
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting 0 c0 B; C. l0 n8 p3 @4 A
on i-phones " d1 b& K$ o. a& i% |. y# ^
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KATY2 _7 x) e' ~* |6 h# |# I/ m. X
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is9 l$ W+ |: O4 v7 h, o* t+ X+ v& Z
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous6 p( x$ b. v9 Q% V; G+ ?8 T" |

" D7 V% F7 a7 Z/ N# Y0 v9 h. C4 ECalifornia girls we're unreliable/ q8 W7 N: [6 I2 F
Never worked a day in our lives
0 ]( V1 z& b+ N# B5 YHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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DOG9 z4 H* `8 ^; e; [. b; |
OWOWOWOWOW
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# d- h  l/ h. X5 E8 D' Z$ C0 DCalifornia girls we're so predictable6 F7 L! |3 t8 r7 F! p" ?; V
Hottest bodies money can buy9 W( }* \+ ]. x  @: h$ ]0 g( ^# g8 D
; }+ p: j# R. B
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable. j% Q* n; T) w

+ z. O, |0 h% Y' X( [1 PBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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SNOOP
; E& B' d( z0 DSign your name on the dotted line* |% R( J8 j: U0 m* y. l, i# S
Don't need brains if that ass is fine4 J1 o; a$ Y( q8 @# ~  _+ j6 Z
4 U, z" [0 m( V* P2 e, o  Y0 G; `
Once you cross the L.A. Border
, \3 j. C3 V/ k6 ]+ S. F# hYou develop an eating disorder7 b% ]6 U3 Z8 }
+ F$ k( j; n5 Y1 T$ E
Sell your soul, dance on the pole: W& _5 s* U6 y1 T
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role4 V' [; ], t& @& A. g; d# C
' ~) k' a' F& j1 m0 N" V
Nose jobs, tummy tucks 9 }4 R% e. G- c8 d
These are the girls I like to... hang out with# ?8 ?! g0 ~1 \9 y2 D* Q6 [; {0 \

1 p2 K  h6 E$ ZInflate your lips. Loose the hips
' i& M* {3 r/ hSee through shirts show off your nips
- n3 x& L% f4 Q; u% d$ B& D
$ @( p$ u4 S" t8 m5 K9 P; @" U: ^/ B, JPaparazzi is everywhere
9 A9 D6 ^' |2 M  gOops forgot your underwear
/ x( X, y* v6 h9 V, k& M' s
: Z2 y- r) q; B- }7 y1 sKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
5 T/ B* f$ f9 y  fCus you're representin' California
5 \+ {  D8 i$ Z2 N  Z4 {! Q# ?+ C: {# u' s8 e( W! s$ v
But you know I'd still be all up inya
  ?% U7 E' K! z+ ~# P3 Z- dEven if that ass was from Virginia  V3 F5 z2 C# w' e

2 R% i- H4 U4 ?) F  |* U: n1 UAnd you know that you can bet your butt
$ t, M" {( _' ^% z5 E: O4 U* bThat I'd do girls from Connecticut* V$ u( h  j) h* g2 T
8 Z2 Z" o7 D" o2 {4 e5 p2 s/ w
I could really fill my booty quota" e# E$ V, J3 q- L# c- g( a2 k: c% r3 I
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota0 y7 z9 R* j, |/ B) X1 i5 z
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KATY
7 E8 s4 m& T) `; o0 P8 gCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
) ?" P! U& z7 \- ASold our souls for fortune and fame3 _: `) {9 [; i+ @
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
, m& l9 h/ G6 ]3 m5 b, @9 J) B3 J" P; X* A0 X) H+ x
OW OW OW OW AGHH
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' F& v; Z7 V+ S3 `"California Gurls" is so repetitive1 |9 P0 A1 o' u: ~8 k
All Pop sounds exactly the same + ~& p0 e1 @  h# c' M5 y: s+ g
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did  G4 c5 y4 {, u2 i6 I' j
OWOWOWOW 0 W! L; b. B3 Z- T9 I9 g0 v+ `

/ T0 K( Q: Y, i+ wSNOOP: v3 x( d; x% O+ f) }5 s
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants." S" I" j5 U( p

! j# U2 J/ J& R& {% B" tKATY
6 e( }" Y& ~0 H& x; NI know a place where the girls are always meaner. G# R5 k! A8 ^6 _% P. K
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener: F; G( i; g$ R  _
6 e$ t: [$ Q2 j; f+ P6 v9 C
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea $ h7 e9 v2 m* q0 Y7 O
with foam
, B3 c5 u  g; _4 {Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting 8 F! I2 y3 X) G- n$ t
on i-phones & D  S; `% d# A. y8 g5 C/ V/ Z* E

2 e/ l! u4 f' C- z; _, M# [& VKATY" j! U+ Z2 W" W7 Y, x& w; l
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is) C, T$ t' l; t$ u
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
2 W% y0 S- R8 R
. l9 t; B7 C6 ]' C8 gCalifornia girls we're unreliable
) y8 R+ k: ^, j: e% f, n% [! @Never worked a day in our lives
8 P, B2 x& ?! I7 k( {+ h8 L! {$ o! i; YHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
% T/ g( L3 }: K& g. f; L  ]
8 ?5 L" c5 E5 k; y& l/ PDOG' m! Y, N$ d, B# C
OWOWOWOWOW/ e; j0 t$ M6 E& F& m
8 m5 `! u9 H1 x( F
California girls we're so predictable
. t2 a' ?9 }- w1 }' t9 P% r7 KHottest bodies money can buy
* d$ M' z8 t1 T3 G. Y' |  x
! q7 U3 _' @: |* O: f4 FSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
; n1 N/ v' @* S9 p- Z$ @9 P7 q' H
, H5 ?/ _- X4 G8 L3 UBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing  |: [( W  }) ]" l9 K

; m" [& n2 x6 T3 Y! ASNOOP2 c6 |, Y0 M% W! h0 x" Y
Sign your name on the dotted line# y" b3 }) X- {! G
Don't need brains if that ass is fine: A3 `: Z! a/ B# Q: z0 R+ T  T: y
( y" b1 j3 H: q
Once you cross the L.A. Border4 v* s4 I. T* Y) B' ]( W, D( p+ E
You develop an eating disorder
* L9 J0 N7 ^% w7 E
1 Q' m5 m+ E* c( N# C8 lSell your soul, dance on the pole
7 b$ z! i2 m  a4 m) _/ r" n2 [4 BBang Charlie Sheen just for a role' S& x  t6 n; k; ^( r2 u
3 Q  q% G" ?7 g2 i" d7 w
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
/ H! K' o. U' z) F0 O' iThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
$ P/ A* m; c5 y$ `' k+ V8 J; J
3 G& A& a& \% |# k0 o- p% pInflate your lips. Loose the hips
' \; D! b6 G8 H& _6 U/ ZSee through shirts show off your nips. e* J5 q! l% C! j/ L- n

0 I/ S  P8 w" c5 ~0 F1 {, YPaparazzi is everywhere- s- K& I$ L3 m4 q
Oops forgot your underwear
+ Y5 s! V& c5 m8 C7 T- m4 v) [( d8 c" D& F( u
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya1 ^& u. [0 I' T6 B9 X6 C( b* u
Cus you're representin' California
% o6 ^9 H+ U" _' O
0 j1 a/ w0 y  jBut you know I'd still be all up inya
1 a- \$ C# x; Q. ?Even if that ass was from Virginia7 j0 ], ?" @; {( e6 E. f+ B( x
0 k, Z8 b+ k$ w% D8 P9 A
And you know that you can bet your butt
% k* l. B1 e; q: uThat I'd do girls from Connecticut- G' f% Y, V* p1 F3 L
5 K: E8 J. b. {* C( \
I could really fill my booty quota
0 n9 ?) j" U; ]& XBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
, Z7 `) x* _3 X" G$ B1 m
! j- D- l! l$ y; W) E; BKATY9 e! O6 y) _( a0 o* X
California Girls we are so are desperate# N- t( J0 l0 o
Sold our souls for fortune and fame; r- L  x' ?) q  }
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
5 ?' N/ e. B' h* q3 n* ^/ {5 O% H0 k2 c7 W
OW OW OW OW AGHH! T9 _0 S; a! V3 j- T3 L/ f
8 s; f1 q" D+ @; Z
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
* A5 |0 h5 c! O9 Z3 {; xAll Pop sounds exactly the same ) L6 N& Z7 }& V- [; H( f5 f
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
! f2 ^* c/ }$ @& c) F; P1 SOWOWOWOW; |# K' ~9 W- W% Z5 J
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