爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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( Y6 n3 k0 [# _歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
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[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.

0 @% i: V# z. E5 ?KATY
2 A0 W6 s& }% C3 C7 M2 VI know a place where the girls are always meaner
( E% u. |8 R8 N7 V+ h: j( s9 HIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
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1 E& }! l- K8 v6 ]Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
with foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
( Z+ p  G% M2 pon i-phones

5 \# i8 w- ^9 C, D( rKATY
5 {, D8 y! b% }. j2 Q6 G/ i: WYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
( v' f1 |( B1 a; }% i  cWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous

: U) `. d% d3 _  z+ XCalifornia girls we're unreliable
Never worked a day in our lives
8 k  J) o4 `! b4 C; X1 l4 W) iHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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; _* j0 F' ]* ]& {- E: k" J$ |DOG
OWOWOWOWOW
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California girls we're so predictable
Hottest bodies money can buy

5 F6 q; @9 X$ x" U+ lSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
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% o( z% Y% G4 G% u, k9 _Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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SNOOP
Sign your name on the dotted line
  X8 C+ `5 ^. ?' I  j" v0 i# }Don't need brains if that ass is fine

Once you cross the L.A. Border
You develop an eating disorder
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Sell your soul, dance on the pole
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
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& x/ b3 `# \! y+ u. z  N3 G6 aNose jobs, tummy tucks
! _1 x6 ^! q) s3 EThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
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% R. l( E7 @- l9 u1 Q* ~Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
See through shirts show off your nips
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Paparazzi is everywhere
  l8 t2 \, D3 n9 _( t" B2 J* ROops forgot your underwear

Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
( A; b: t* J2 h+ \3 P% n. ~. N: ~7 UCus you're representin' California
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# a, n5 W+ h: o9 A, ~6 FBut you know I'd still be all up inya
Even if that ass was from Virginia
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And you know that you can bet your butt
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
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0 K! g) i, G' i: y0 pI could really fill my booty quota
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
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KATY
California Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
( O) r% @7 w% d! i% g  lSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

OW OW OW OW AGHH
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5 w3 r- ^* x/ X; j( {7 ~"California Gurls" is so repetitive
& P5 R$ t8 b  }( t: q: p2 p: _All Pop sounds exactly the same
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
( |& h. U/ c9 Y9 yOWOWOWOW

0 n5 ?, \. e' {  o) f8 SSNOOP
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.

9 }. g) B* V$ w; fKATY
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
: u# L6 q* O9 B: F: V+ dIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener

2 P. U  D' }( X+ \$ v/ GSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
7 {; [* K2 f: y: ^' J* Rwith foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
on i-phones

7 }: p8 W. P. }( wKATY
8 x/ d& m/ |) Y; z* xYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
! e& E0 Z. j0 w, M4 c+ J2 sWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous

0 @7 ]# j/ f9 B! Y: uCalifornia girls we're unreliable
* Q# y: {' L3 N1 k+ |Never worked a day in our lives
4 ~+ _) M$ c& H7 f( jHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car

DOG
OWOWOWOWOW

, F; n2 m% O' V& G; s8 H5 yCalifornia girls we're so predictable
8 I3 h3 X& W- ]/ D4 ZHottest bodies money can buy
$ r) R2 L1 V- N( p( H
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
6 [# \6 j$ G! ?" _2 @) @
! J* E$ U2 D* S8 V3 X; K% V: lBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
2 i7 W) ?" t- G5 h
  d6 j# a" _  p5 cSNOOP
* u. e( F% j3 T' oSign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine

Once you cross the L.A. Border
1 Z0 T* j9 z! e; G4 GYou develop an eating disorder

9 S1 R( D7 I' d# D' C! J- S' X7 P4 ySell your soul, dance on the pole
0 s& X; L1 d: J: T! rBang Charlie Sheen just for a role

Nose jobs, tummy tucks
/ j- h# w$ C0 a9 O) yThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
4 ~: M* Z' j! i- T* `
  ]3 k2 L: s1 O- K6 F. o! FInflate your lips. Loose the hips
9 p; F$ K$ x/ {2 ~( g/ O% |See through shirts show off your nips
1 T7 K" n' Q2 _( r6 b" y) _" q; l
% B* Q- r; ]5 S9 ]1 Y( F3 IPaparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear
. p+ O# ^1 b; k: Z2 v
3 U! x* [6 l/ M4 ~$ G* TKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
Cus you're representin' California
: W; z4 Z9 R, k" {
* O; R+ n* f; {- V0 @" W: G7 BBut you know I'd still be all up inya
Even if that ass was from Virginia

And you know that you can bet your butt
9 z$ D$ r- X0 m& d$ qThat I'd do girls from Connecticut
$ `8 {5 q+ c: |( h
I could really fill my booty quota
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
3 h; M4 a4 z, o) ?  q
4 B/ {8 Z$ k4 F1 EKATY
5 v0 t7 L$ ]$ @- K* MCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

8 O# t; {2 q1 f: V' S9 E% D5 WOW OW OW OW AGHH
' v/ m  I8 x) ]. U
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
& T- t$ ]: N% f+ h; Q/ P/ O5 QAll Pop sounds exactly the same
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
3 E& n; M0 {% O: h2 H) `2 U8 sOWOWOWOW
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