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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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) e' ~- f6 ?9 Z4 U* Z歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
4 p2 v/ D& \" e) n& X! C- q+ e; ZSNOOP- i" g# ^; B( w8 K4 R) J
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants./ u: e8 C0 c, n3 k# `( k

. ^  `- D4 g2 x7 ~: J0 pKATY5 U  [# f% Q  X, q2 q4 z
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
6 }; g  w9 _; ~; ^5 H! ]If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener& Q: x4 y' i- S) O4 R. L
3 Y* O& e. ]  V
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
- e8 E6 `4 Y3 f- }with foam
/ k3 d# d( C3 I  d2 QDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting 4 B) t( s) s0 D9 {$ [8 w
on i-phones 7 _0 L4 `! g5 K7 t4 Y

& e' n9 i  N; aKATY
0 u$ x9 z' m9 ~- [) {, IYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is7 R# d  j8 Y8 w" x% t
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
  [. h8 K) S! @6 y( U' c+ @0 p1 b+ M& t- k# }! q, i
California girls we're unreliable- w* m& X$ N8 |+ [+ \
Never worked a day in our lives
. J3 u4 j5 q5 N; K: w; ZHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car6 V' k1 C8 H" o6 F  p+ q
$ |* {, j$ Z' f: M' A+ I
DOG+ \8 j% t  n1 |0 S* K
OWOWOWOWOW' G0 g, i. b- g( j" Z( U: E

% C7 o) Y( }5 Z7 m8 u) oCalifornia girls we're so predictable
. D4 h2 X5 e% s/ o# `+ b8 d3 ZHottest bodies money can buy6 B, y+ I+ s- }) I0 |
% M$ d- }, z" J) S8 ~& G/ C' d
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
$ W! T4 c3 d; m) N
2 l/ C& ~7 q( iBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
: U- g+ }3 Q0 Y3 I5 i. n, @" `8 G& K: }
SNOOP
% ^4 Z6 \" k6 a: ^/ I0 \- @6 ESign your name on the dotted line
$ @- L) i3 H+ K# f! C8 d; B- ]( }Don't need brains if that ass is fine# Q: @' G" k  N
9 f' B1 K$ U6 _! r* R3 j9 L. s) K
Once you cross the L.A. Border
, {" @" P( ^0 B. U, ?You develop an eating disorder! I+ L  b. K6 V0 ]6 C
4 ^! r* {  f- Z# t4 y
Sell your soul, dance on the pole
/ _0 l* ?  O: |8 _+ i) DBang Charlie Sheen just for a role
! I, a4 e+ N' q: Y6 }. M$ o' j+ n; m6 i+ e# _1 y, e2 s
Nose jobs, tummy tucks 3 [$ \( h, Y4 c  l& `
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
4 K4 _% |' {7 \
0 m% V- w. ?3 MInflate your lips. Loose the hips6 r6 i! h7 N' v! k# k6 d
See through shirts show off your nips
: n- V7 s$ R0 }" v) {, B! i& _" D( I8 i. P5 I
Paparazzi is everywhere
5 q* w, G1 w% M% X3 s: yOops forgot your underwear
8 S' C- X; w, f1 q# l6 F# }- C5 i2 ?
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
* J) P$ I6 B: \Cus you're representin' California- t3 @) [3 Q$ \/ {- n3 `3 g
. B+ g0 m0 ?  @) U
But you know I'd still be all up inya9 C" c2 S8 p6 R' K) t: N9 y
Even if that ass was from Virginia
* D7 V% i1 t  S0 I
. r' w8 C7 S& m6 ?And you know that you can bet your butt
0 |2 i/ K1 W9 S' EThat I'd do girls from Connecticut
$ U. ]. C4 ?- J2 k9 Z' F8 N
8 {7 ?) H% g* o4 ^5 JI could really fill my booty quota" n& D1 `6 S# k$ ?/ `8 j
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
% ?2 f0 G: _; p# `/ G( W. O5 J! y; N: ~/ ^$ Y# R
KATY4 {/ m& \. \: G  D9 \
California Girls we are so are desperate; p6 t: c. V9 ~
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
$ f3 n/ ?) w: \2 K% T. eSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith4 p4 i: V: L! ?+ T9 i
2 r# t! x; i$ n# y
OW OW OW OW AGHH
7 H6 C2 r5 B7 `6 L8 A  E
/ Z2 {3 [& B0 H  U* v( e, m8 O"California Gurls" is so repetitive( |+ o  `) ]* E! ?' [1 d
All Pop sounds exactly the same
  N3 Y8 C! n* Q$ r3 V9 nIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did8 o1 K+ q/ g; s& o% j$ Y4 k% @7 Y
OWOWOWOW 4 [# r! y/ Z+ z. H7 o' H
8 q, d+ t; w$ b0 |5 h
SNOOP
  V" \2 N2 g5 k' x+ l[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.4 b1 ~: g: g8 [

7 E/ l. x, j, i, ^8 ^" D: h0 |# nKATY. e7 T3 C' h/ j0 ~: M5 S. e
I know a place where the girls are always meaner( E5 ^, C* [7 r/ F! w
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener! t5 N7 Q2 i6 z+ U

& \# c/ u  _1 o4 F  gSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
  X' Q" L% ~& Cwith foam
/ t4 J- \3 s8 q% l5 K/ r: G& }Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting - i3 X/ B4 }, x( R
on i-phones   N& I: y0 N# A7 o5 v1 x
( w4 s/ J+ g" _/ F. P( R
KATY
/ B2 s, P' @  dYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
9 h4 O* f6 c4 e3 CWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous( |+ b4 i( I! k; `5 X6 }/ @0 o

: ~9 p; Q& u% v7 o3 ^  TCalifornia girls we're unreliable6 M8 h3 P! W  k$ y' J
Never worked a day in our lives
, w; B2 H% \; g; u* G' G' BHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car7 O/ y* {/ C' w: G; ~3 g* u9 g
! |& k) u; {% `3 L
DOG
  m  F* [9 z4 R& U2 S4 o* _OWOWOWOWOW
8 E0 _7 e* O# k0 b4 o  E4 t6 Q" x# p5 @- T0 [- v
California girls we're so predictable" _. h- W, ~+ M/ Z$ X! ?
Hottest bodies money can buy! M& _5 N' S' ]  ]+ n2 F% ^
- Z: W  g$ x# @$ W3 A3 g7 n" m7 M
Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable- }+ q8 G% |# a. N/ M9 U% Y

8 t) D+ o2 k4 nBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
$ [: s0 ^( G3 C8 D
# u- \4 q  s, l. e/ OSNOOP
2 X, [5 C- A# _- _3 P& fSign your name on the dotted line+ Q$ t1 |- f& Q& l/ O0 s) ^& d( K  B
Don't need brains if that ass is fine! `, w6 u* z$ w

* O5 \- ]2 @0 \! q# N$ \Once you cross the L.A. Border
# o5 q& l1 U) q% g5 R) v6 s6 i7 \You develop an eating disorder. ]+ u5 b& q. g4 L* P
6 l* k* `2 m9 T% |! l
Sell your soul, dance on the pole
' G/ o5 b9 x% k, t- ]6 L8 r1 M; {Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role, V% b! }  W8 S* x+ t
5 k" N  K( v8 a8 z: z
Nose jobs, tummy tucks 6 P0 W$ |6 ~/ L% {4 R" i6 c
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
4 C" V) y5 i# L6 F
# D4 m4 W7 ]$ K- M8 o  y  bInflate your lips. Loose the hips, v4 N# U9 k( z$ b* F' ?* c; P
See through shirts show off your nips
, q8 G' F9 x1 j8 r% j! K+ i$ Z* @3 v, e; V9 \! h* ?. B
Paparazzi is everywhere
! ]$ p4 N4 a9 _Oops forgot your underwear   O  N  O5 U7 J$ `2 N5 E$ I5 e$ @

# R, @+ H5 H' |- K) nKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya5 ^2 V6 k$ T" U8 Y, q! l3 f
Cus you're representin' California: j: F+ D! w" T( j: f) R
2 D& t3 g  ]' A+ A: \
But you know I'd still be all up inya6 h. B* e7 h& x3 K
Even if that ass was from Virginia+ n8 a- y' [$ A; z, f( A
9 x1 N- ^, E! `+ a4 i/ o
And you know that you can bet your butt: f- V( B4 W/ \" P
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
; a. L( k+ u: @8 @3 U8 `2 w9 [* |' [0 L! L% m2 m/ a) L  h2 d
I could really fill my booty quota" L3 L- ]9 M) b7 P
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
0 @) t6 x& p8 P, v/ j' [; R+ r6 k6 g3 H  [$ b& K
KATY8 h% ]! k6 l# N9 r9 g: l# W
California Girls we are so are desperate8 D8 n! ?! H: B4 M4 M  |! r% H7 Y
Sold our souls for fortune and fame' @# |6 p( _. Y( Z% Y. Y/ p
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith, V; r' M7 k) ^2 X
8 T' ?9 E! {8 u* X7 Z6 ?
OW OW OW OW AGHH& u: u# h( a& p* z2 z5 Y

7 E% ^- T( ?% ^3 W; P"California Gurls" is so repetitive3 T2 ~2 l  d' V4 l" m
All Pop sounds exactly the same
6 [  L  U3 D/ M/ b6 m: u5 gIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did2 i; j* ]# b6 c$ c+ h- ]
OWOWOWOW7 N$ B) S: B/ @( M6 n, ^6 A' q
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