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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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9 i! W7 l) [7 v4 W6 S+ @8 k歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls& ^4 h& t. b: P
SNOOP, a* J! N1 [' s) b( Q: B
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants./ T  I* y% @$ B: \( `! H3 z
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KATY
* C1 ?! k0 l: t2 m7 I, pI know a place where the girls are always meaner+ P# G2 Y: R5 u( F& f4 r: E) q3 n
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
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, v( g' n+ ]3 q. F  Q) XSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
/ F2 o8 Z0 N% y! Z. E  A6 R9 |with foam
. h2 C* f4 \, s1 z8 w- WDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting 6 e! l; z! C1 E* q2 k7 @+ _- Y
on i-phones ! q% D/ ^9 d* d/ C

8 ^" ^: F4 B& r* K" z5 GKATY' o- o$ |* x7 f0 B3 O: U
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is1 d& v" \% K/ i& V! b9 t( P- G
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
$ `- e! d5 u% W* c3 a& _. M
  M: ~% N" E7 G( g1 Z7 x  YCalifornia girls we're unreliable$ w* O- ]1 G8 H% T1 c; D8 p- Z) o% K
Never worked a day in our lives! w/ s" V. \/ x( g
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
$ t* ^/ v+ Q2 J! m8 `, ?/ r/ c/ a* F3 `8 k( Z
DOG4 Y- w8 V$ y( G, x
OWOWOWOWOW
$ T' `& @  |+ l$ U& V; v( y. ~8 d( C! ^3 L& b2 E- C
California girls we're so predictable
" c' w7 p, c2 L& @- sHottest bodies money can buy
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( `1 Q( Q" h6 H. wSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
7 e- |4 p# e" g' c* D9 B( a' F* C7 r) N5 V& p4 I2 X
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing2 X& [3 @/ Y+ Q* Z, U

2 Z1 S5 t. K) \% W$ T+ xSNOOP4 W# P6 m2 J0 m) y! g
Sign your name on the dotted line
/ d) {8 G. r/ aDon't need brains if that ass is fine
' H; b* H$ v3 C' C, @4 ^+ P) y2 V' r+ w9 M  Y# P' v7 D* n& y
Once you cross the L.A. Border
: d" S  F% v4 TYou develop an eating disorder
. l6 x; s) y( o( n6 M! Z, _& |3 }9 D2 t- l# B
Sell your soul, dance on the pole) s: x1 p0 p: D2 b+ u5 M8 T( \* S/ Q
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role7 B( E  u% {! h  ]+ P& x

9 e# j7 H9 d; u8 U3 L0 _9 {* pNose jobs, tummy tucks ) L. @4 ?  c, Z  n
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
# y: C" P$ q" X" O
- z" Y0 w, Q  c8 h9 {) {+ K+ iInflate your lips. Loose the hips5 J/ j( G  `4 P$ H* u  p* t
See through shirts show off your nips
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$ h3 n8 j& I5 HPaparazzi is everywhere" |5 U/ n( S3 O7 W4 w  F0 Q
Oops forgot your underwear ( I% b1 i# w) e. Q1 M

$ A' e2 m0 D1 X' E; B. b  u9 Z8 AKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
# j) p& V; W/ a. x- d" tCus you're representin' California7 _  A, j% o& Q: @

- ~* g4 F: A' i6 o9 c* g7 w& HBut you know I'd still be all up inya
6 }0 I; e$ `4 t3 ?& |7 xEven if that ass was from Virginia7 E) H9 j6 n9 H# f

/ `6 r) a) t  @& i. _% K( `4 N+ wAnd you know that you can bet your butt
) I+ }: o0 J) x: m+ I3 xThat I'd do girls from Connecticut- d) C* f  N- u. X# q/ d

3 u+ c% l4 h5 K3 j0 nI could really fill my booty quota, C& c# o2 u5 ]- a# ?! b3 B
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota# Y/ S4 s) C8 J" x4 E2 v" ]$ I( L

; ?  w. [0 m1 x" f9 ^KATY
$ R# ?. \6 Y# `7 @+ T# \California Girls we are so are desperate* E8 v9 C! y# x' F# o
Sold our souls for fortune and fame3 A0 x& s9 o8 \- T0 Z7 T* m1 n
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
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% S8 q6 ?% O' }' o& S5 K) T  lOW OW OW OW AGHH& @5 b* Q2 ~# w8 {4 R- O) B

4 g9 V- {* j5 V2 Q"California Gurls" is so repetitive
1 S5 o$ r6 K! T* ^: v& }; [All Pop sounds exactly the same
$ a; J( L3 K  vIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
6 P0 q: }$ Y# h$ Y2 O; P' P$ bOWOWOWOW   x% b1 Y4 l4 @  ]- ]! B

' Q; q8 y0 ]- ]SNOOP6 i$ o  z$ R0 Q/ ^* F9 n) v# z* |
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
) U. Z+ `' K9 w& i) k! W( A
  j$ {& B! w6 n, ^; xKATY
. k% S+ q# j! [9 {7 E, B( x- xI know a place where the girls are always meaner
& x) U+ L3 @, ~If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener# Y' Z2 r. a3 ^* Q6 Z5 ?' y' V

# u  V  G  f* zSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
5 z$ A0 r& b4 q/ W" a9 ]% \& Xwith foam
: b, j" k9 b/ w: z# D2 l" QDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting % N9 S! X8 Y, ?4 I
on i-phones 6 A, x8 c0 c( x! Z- x! T! {

+ ?9 V8 T: W9 G8 MKATY& H6 N( u7 v% C3 W; S  K
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is$ n! V$ ]0 n$ q
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
2 v. ]6 d9 g! H# A: d( v: Z- X) c% L3 L6 x% F# C" [
California girls we're unreliable' e+ g2 j1 ~4 f
Never worked a day in our lives
. V. J5 n0 u# K  J( n8 p: L, vHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car2 l% n+ s8 V3 f8 K  b' U. A# p
" {# e/ z8 x1 B* T# h6 @3 E0 L3 C
DOG% y) b: J; K4 v
OWOWOWOWOW7 r1 C% x$ u5 O6 h2 T! B

- y5 u6 c  \# D. Y9 PCalifornia girls we're so predictable2 w9 I, c4 `$ @' c  f# h; x* s
Hottest bodies money can buy7 ]4 v: [! Q! K" I: B( O3 }! z

2 C1 _  `) ?0 [' R0 L9 U; ^: fSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
3 S8 K% q, o' z% h
9 D) N, U  }% h% x' GBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
3 f; Y" j# I: a! q
  L7 `) I; S% g2 I* CSNOOP  Q7 W7 g  R0 q2 v/ b# {+ v' S
Sign your name on the dotted line, V3 `( o: a. g8 h- n
Don't need brains if that ass is fine/ a; _; J% ?" d$ d" W% F/ }

" O4 l8 u3 P1 b7 aOnce you cross the L.A. Border
; E( e; S% Y' Y, i5 \- A8 XYou develop an eating disorder, D6 O% s+ }6 g( y

- y4 y4 x  m% ESell your soul, dance on the pole' I. W$ t& K$ ^6 w: s# }! o9 `
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
+ H/ U2 }) _6 ]& p$ W5 V5 w4 B4 T0 R* C2 t, |1 a
Nose jobs, tummy tucks " \, l. g  m- n' _& q& `
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
- Q+ B+ A0 [/ K8 e: d( T' U
( \5 T* E+ ]- z: F$ I/ Z8 d, t6 UInflate your lips. Loose the hips
: l& |" |- z' ySee through shirts show off your nips. g5 P3 c# R4 V. v

# w1 l9 j1 U1 O+ y5 r! [Paparazzi is everywhere/ |0 i/ ~" c( K2 ^
Oops forgot your underwear
/ q! J+ a. m& q4 t
, ^% E- z/ Q/ L# FKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
% P% o$ V( T8 u4 k$ O: UCus you're representin' California: T5 h3 @# s6 h& \# X* [. y0 K+ ~
' G% ^4 ]# h2 O, ~. h: A4 M. X: F) x
But you know I'd still be all up inya& Y% i+ ~: o1 d1 }  z4 m# d( P
Even if that ass was from Virginia
6 Z! Z- Z7 H% I- g0 V2 o3 J8 n3 E2 z0 L7 H0 \3 u0 \! V
And you know that you can bet your butt
# t1 {9 q! F% T! eThat I'd do girls from Connecticut: S/ B  F9 E8 ?

/ Q2 L/ ~& ~5 p6 K* j, LI could really fill my booty quota
) {  i, c4 J  l( NBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
# L; b1 l3 G% p- Y2 z- H4 O
. c: ?4 I/ O/ M& w. ]. Y+ o9 ?KATY
, ~+ Z1 H7 I: [  J1 [4 J6 ?: QCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
. o: N# Y3 z; \Sold our souls for fortune and fame
0 U9 g( `* y$ CSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
1 J+ n5 ^  j# |  ~" H9 A
( O2 H. q: ^9 u; O! fOW OW OW OW AGHH' e3 I4 l8 a) o
8 |4 ?' z- P! U$ W
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
9 h2 p% A  R7 y! f  Y' ?7 a( M8 FAll Pop sounds exactly the same
% v! p$ }1 @+ J! x. U6 H# x4 [It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did9 q  ^: N! v3 \# P3 Q
OWOWOWOW7 v0 i; A  ?$ ]$ w3 j6 E
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