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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
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6 L' F3 p7 \/ p  U( S[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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KATY% ^7 @4 z5 a) n' Y
I know a place where the girls are always meaner0 ~- D2 o) p* @1 E
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
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Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea 7 T4 V( [; F2 a1 Y
with foam6 a2 c& f- j% C0 r. h" V$ u
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting , S: R. ^5 X: Z6 ^6 A" F) Q5 Y
on i-phones 7 W- g6 a6 H0 i, h) T7 ^. O# B9 B

9 g5 C! f9 j9 d9 kKATY2 [0 V4 ^9 R7 e+ D1 b; b
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
8 m; P( b4 |& h  i4 G1 q, WWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
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1 \% |8 P, ~. h; O: jCalifornia girls we're unreliable
; R( |/ @: f! \2 v; i$ X: R8 KNever worked a day in our lives; _5 C" H# F0 p6 Q. l& R, j
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car# W* L" V) _/ j; o& I8 G

! l! d' n# o$ kDOG
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California girls we're so predictable
8 j0 D! M3 B5 _3 A7 O: rHottest bodies money can buy
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. D4 B/ g: g0 C& F* f, T% `Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable7 y' s0 z7 F+ m; v' U
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Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing, q7 \0 G+ M6 i% j

5 G1 l( n+ M/ r, W3 L7 j' h2 Y/ wSNOOP
( m# N% @' [: g+ P, x7 mSign your name on the dotted line7 Y# W$ y7 M8 ]% g& r
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
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  H4 l) `+ }! M, MOnce you cross the L.A. Border* H: f$ J2 t0 M$ ~, x
You develop an eating disorder( q$ M4 u1 k* ]2 c, N" ^

$ n4 B$ C6 X/ u7 |  b2 m% mSell your soul, dance on the pole
: N3 H8 c) m+ U. s3 C7 ]* zBang Charlie Sheen just for a role
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Nose jobs, tummy tucks 3 X' l" }3 V$ ^( ~) g7 E
These are the girls I like to... hang out with+ u( |1 j, M0 f( L' v4 _. n' A
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Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
( x. r2 G$ J, }& W7 U# g3 y* GSee through shirts show off your nips
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: T! B0 r5 D2 b1 MPaparazzi is everywhere
+ f# N$ i3 e! x  A* N3 DOops forgot your underwear
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* j. W8 d7 m$ w* QKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
! _# c2 Y2 K$ u+ E, J: x! I6 FCus you're representin' California( p$ o! g! v+ W, C+ q
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But you know I'd still be all up inya, X  a& I& {1 l& K0 ]2 g4 o4 {
Even if that ass was from Virginia
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1 D3 {$ \: q$ yAnd you know that you can bet your butt' f) d& V' m" B) b" n9 Q8 m) w
That I'd do girls from Connecticut3 ]& V: k1 M  b+ U8 |4 W
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I could really fill my booty quota
/ u/ q  E$ @: A0 p6 O  C% qBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota0 J* Y) t; S' w# [5 j

6 j& C% ~% m1 ]1 ?8 j. E6 B: XKATY
! J. k( j; ]: p( s! y. rCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate& m1 a+ p) }) m$ m- G: @
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
( A" M% x$ W& j% zSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
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OW OW OW OW AGHH
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  U2 X6 q% j: u$ D& s) ~7 A"California Gurls" is so repetitive
: ~6 h9 y9 ]( W  ^1 ~, H' S& EAll Pop sounds exactly the same " a8 g# y1 ]6 Z; B7 L1 C
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
  G0 H3 p: E+ A( F! kOWOWOWOW
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( i  F9 I8 q: y: X+ f* `SNOOP5 Q9 r" ~4 J$ ~% U' O
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
8 O) k) N. Q' A. G# P/ K  F5 L) Z7 Z2 B
KATY+ k) E+ n6 Q) M% V' y3 H
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
8 \1 R# ^/ D$ Z5 R- kIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener" t9 t6 P+ q; v8 ?
$ z4 S3 s8 z, `% W. N* t) c7 }
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
9 @2 {- }; a6 O9 p" ?9 U4 w. q$ \with foam
$ U$ Q7 K2 [1 U) \. g+ SDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
, B9 T$ r( ?' i$ Con i-phones / e, M6 t9 U2 c' t  L

9 Q3 p) _' y* y0 k" R4 sKATY" p  r& [3 U: x$ b( l
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
, N* `9 \1 |$ T: f$ l2 BWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
" ~$ w6 A- }5 \3 S5 ^) k
8 j5 S! M- N1 T) P. `2 |" ]+ r" DCalifornia girls we're unreliable' _2 f+ P7 s+ N5 l: O
Never worked a day in our lives
1 m" r2 S3 I# n( m: Q, FHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car$ K/ X1 _8 j1 e7 s! B% b' }
) l' S( J4 x* `
DOG
: R2 s& A0 w7 H5 BOWOWOWOWOW
# G% F; G* o6 ^! T: K
; a: Y4 |3 ]/ rCalifornia girls we're so predictable* T# i; }; D0 ^& P
Hottest bodies money can buy( v3 W/ e2 S. o$ A7 c3 Y# H

* x# G- D$ v& p& o9 @% JSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable4 v0 H, B- u' G

$ u, E- D* N, R& q5 zBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing5 a$ @: I: l, D5 @. M' L
0 C$ S# u  I- Y: ]
SNOOP; s) n4 J) n* k7 }6 c/ J
Sign your name on the dotted line
+ W$ y( n  b; }+ a& `% O+ uDon't need brains if that ass is fine
; U# K$ K# `7 Z9 H* m! o
1 a" H& A* q2 p* w5 iOnce you cross the L.A. Border
0 q3 P9 I* ?/ K- G, }* v: }) ?You develop an eating disorder
0 x. i  ]  g$ V/ g; W3 k
- a; s9 X7 Y* Z% L6 JSell your soul, dance on the pole4 f, Q6 A6 S6 P, V
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role; M+ D' J6 E: N# i. ?6 a( ^1 H% d
0 e% d, {: O! b8 q) n' K6 a
Nose jobs, tummy tucks
( i8 p8 z& r7 R( V8 V! q6 {These are the girls I like to... hang out with
* C; l/ y7 K: t9 p2 k! V$ m2 ~/ L9 M3 A% N' M2 E
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips$ V) J7 m! {: a3 r. _  `& @
See through shirts show off your nips
4 `: ~, {3 M+ P9 Z0 E
2 C$ O6 `2 k. Y* _Paparazzi is everywhere9 f; M( _6 v! e  L
Oops forgot your underwear 5 x" b: u; N% X$ W: V5 Y
- ]" r6 I1 ~8 w/ {, k
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
6 |$ S3 S: p# B4 zCus you're representin' California
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+ n) X6 w7 j! Z  \$ R: @But you know I'd still be all up inya& ^. p! }% o1 Z) s2 ?
Even if that ass was from Virginia
! O  D. O2 m9 n2 M
) R4 ^" N) _, C# vAnd you know that you can bet your butt
, |8 C" s6 m3 XThat I'd do girls from Connecticut9 _8 y+ ?5 k. v
1 e6 d) i4 U3 N/ p3 y+ C
I could really fill my booty quota
2 g% ~: I4 R, \* F% {By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota& q, q" W; o1 c& `9 t

3 T) w! s7 Q6 E4 m) S/ jKATY7 E$ V+ h6 n+ i; W7 K
California Girls we are so are desperate/ @* ^+ n' Q' r( X" X
Sold our souls for fortune and fame2 S% L6 [: S$ n& d: I  w
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
( L: }4 @# v8 K4 f$ t
8 ^. S+ J- \( L( X1 J( ]8 sOW OW OW OW AGHH
/ Y; y1 B  ^, z  [: C! g: l. f0 d
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
/ x) _* `6 Z* D1 M7 f/ ?All Pop sounds exactly the same 9 t  k1 @) h/ x6 r7 S, }
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
. B% T, S' i! _- [$ {OWOWOWOW+ Z4 S; Z, y; E' x
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