爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
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4 T$ p' M" A9 `. r  X% ?[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.

3 ^" k6 `! F/ r, P! T" ^9 D% HKATY
- y6 Y: e! r4 I% r* NI know a place where the girls are always meaner
9 x3 g* G6 D) Y0 `6 ?# u& ]If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
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& z! {# C9 p8 C" T: }4 iSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
with foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
4 o% l; B& @& D' Xon i-phones

6 f) x8 w; O, i& x8 y9 ^KATY
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
9 X7 O: E8 t5 O' u: A5 J  LWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous

3 ]4 J  L) {$ L( fCalifornia girls we're unreliable
Never worked a day in our lives
9 G" i4 x) [" Q% NHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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DOG
OWOWOWOWOW

California girls we're so predictable
Hottest bodies money can buy
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- y: v( Y1 I% S: z4 ~. i; [' ?Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable

Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing

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Sign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
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8 r0 G( {! f6 P* LOnce you cross the L.A. Border
You develop an eating disorder

2 q, Q3 W; ]' _Sell your soul, dance on the pole
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
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Nose jobs, tummy tucks
These are the girls I like to... hang out with

  j  I6 Y4 w9 P) A+ K- yInflate your lips. Loose the hips
See through shirts show off your nips

% S' B5 Y3 k  t' I1 EPaparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear

Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
- g( f: _. P. D/ Z1 N: W/ V; j$ ?; z: xCus you're representin' California
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* g$ |) N/ S* ?" S- r) rBut you know I'd still be all up inya
Even if that ass was from Virginia

And you know that you can bet your butt
- B( E  x+ G0 H8 T2 tThat I'd do girls from Connecticut
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# I8 Z% G$ U2 F% G9 S9 HI could really fill my booty quota
( S  g6 E5 n. A. _By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
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5 _* J; X& |, d  x- gKATY
+ ?9 L5 H  M, V" K1 T: r) QCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
Sold our souls for fortune and fame
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

OW OW OW OW AGHH
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2 n7 j) c1 ]- N8 O"California Gurls" is so repetitive
$ t  z  d1 r) s$ D" ZAll Pop sounds exactly the same
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
OWOWOWOW

' b/ i$ M2 x6 ~+ y0 kSNOOP
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
" D+ h$ ~1 A; [7 b/ x; z
# i- i9 X6 z' p- R, x0 H9 ~KATY
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
& Q+ m  I9 r+ f0 b- O& e
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
1 h8 {0 @% h+ Q' o  z9 t8 T: nwith foam
5 w; B% K* f# yDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
on i-phones

KATY
7 L& F' j; H8 d/ [' l- S" vYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous

& ~, J( S0 W8 OCalifornia girls we're unreliable
) t! ?4 k8 O5 [; L( ]9 NNever worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
  U- J1 }2 M# v2 F) t' t0 V
3 V" A0 ?1 \3 ~8 d  G) gDOG
$ c/ l: w4 o9 h: |7 p6 f% yOWOWOWOWOW
9 j( q6 V+ B* A' T0 K$ H1 V$ [
3 D0 p: T; u) |' y5 G- l8 V$ l- q" eCalifornia girls we're so predictable
1 ^+ v: I' }. I% Z! C9 D% {" h! V8 P! G/ NHottest bodies money can buy

9 v& M/ T8 g  |. ]6 c2 z: Z5 S5 g: BSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable

7 [' O" ]% T$ w; bBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
1 L4 V6 R4 y# p1 y: B) T
SNOOP
8 J. g! Q# n: y  e9 D) [Sign your name on the dotted line
' i# b2 z2 V3 }. {" v" O# [Don't need brains if that ass is fine
' q5 |: C" ~' \4 h) @2 a
0 T) |' P4 A  g3 e9 _0 ]) r) }2 FOnce you cross the L.A. Border
You develop an eating disorder

Sell your soul, dance on the pole
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role

9 V+ k; n$ X% G) W0 n8 ^+ W/ QNose jobs, tummy tucks
; f+ c: `8 H6 c. M" k- l, z) uThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
2 F* r% p" Y2 P8 F) K3 V
Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
See through shirts show off your nips

Paparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear
$ X: m, l; v$ M, p9 n/ W
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
Cus you're representin' California

3 t2 f+ K* k9 A" A9 [But you know I'd still be all up inya
Even if that ass was from Virginia
8 B7 `' ^% d( V: B8 f4 i
+ K! ]* Q, F1 ?# l+ ]' Z/ B. RAnd you know that you can bet your butt
& n  s0 C0 J* {) Q; JThat I'd do girls from Connecticut

I could really fill my booty quota
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
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6 y! \& p" N1 u; KKATY
5 ~8 s6 j1 b  D8 A1 bCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
: @& C. v* D. Z# e; LSold our souls for fortune and fame
' I2 f. N$ ~) U/ JSoon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
- c) g" F3 w7 p6 D. T; J/ a9 m
8 a: B2 ]8 N1 X7 h5 w1 UOW OW OW OW AGHH

"California Gurls" is so repetitive
All Pop sounds exactly the same
1 v4 m9 H* Y2 |" S5 K) j8 n4 GIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
OWOWOWOW