爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
SNOOP
. G0 m) m8 @. n5 P/ s, b; |[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.

% v  n4 S, x) x4 P; wKATY
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
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Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
with foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
7 A0 {9 s5 A8 B9 p2 O& p$ kon i-phones

' h4 P6 G( T8 `0 c5 M8 m/ ]$ xKATY
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
) M; ]1 H+ k0 D' AWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous

California girls we're unreliable
; e* k- T8 m' d0 yNever worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car

& R+ J) H2 d: d, VDOG
OWOWOWOWOW

California girls we're so predictable
( N1 P) q+ e# Q% YHottest bodies money can buy
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Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable

( l. ]# Z7 x$ rBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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SNOOP
Sign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine

1 j1 V/ n8 n( t* \Once you cross the L.A. Border
+ u- N  `/ V% nYou develop an eating disorder
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Sell your soul, dance on the pole
Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role

Nose jobs, tummy tucks
& T& ~' I& V. g8 JThese are the girls I like to... hang out with

2 g2 U7 b2 F1 z" s# Y- |Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
See through shirts show off your nips

Paparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear
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. q- p$ b' b( |. i  N1 f' @Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
Cus you're representin' California

But you know I'd still be all up inya
% N4 I0 b5 w, rEven if that ass was from Virginia

And you know that you can bet your butt
( I. L! H* Y" r% QThat I'd do girls from Connecticut
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7 f! O9 q" b" u9 F7 RI could really fill my booty quota
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
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9 u' j  s& h  D5 cKATY
California Girls we are so are desperate
' D! a) ~  ~# t$ ]Sold our souls for fortune and fame
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
4 C$ w; U7 H' |, T& i* C& `
OW OW OW OW AGHH

2 t% u/ U" p6 h% ]1 B"California Gurls" is so repetitive
All Pop sounds exactly the same
  K9 |2 t0 B6 QIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
OWOWOWOW

SNOOP
[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.

KATY
0 L( B! U# n0 ~& A* e) hI know a place where the girls are always meaner
, }$ w7 T9 E; r, DIf you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
! n: E- m; y" B; A3 j$ Z5 u
. {  B1 U& T7 t# aSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
with foam
0 U8 c6 Y+ k8 v' W% lDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
  L% w5 R4 A4 u+ Ion i-phones

5 R5 h* I: H- I1 @6 t7 ZKATY
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
7 T2 R, z: y& l$ R6 JWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
- j7 i3 r, K8 _8 F% H
California girls we're unreliable
: X/ N, |' |4 ~& ]9 o- ^$ Y& uNever worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car

DOG
OWOWOWOWOW

California girls we're so predictable
Hottest bodies money can buy

4 ]# U5 W& e5 \- v8 u  J& gSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable

/ X, c2 z# o. w! S! u% cBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
0 Y. Q' ^% V7 j) h0 b
; [. n0 h3 O, u' w# qSNOOP
Sign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
4 ~* ^4 S8 i1 a) j: ~
2 @6 @: j* P& z1 [; M, cOnce you cross the L.A. Border
& C( V9 q: X5 W, s9 MYou develop an eating disorder
" @5 U: J3 p' D) A  x1 u- _
Sell your soul, dance on the pole
1 a/ u1 c( G+ s) @& F  Q, |# tBang Charlie Sheen just for a role

Nose jobs, tummy tucks
) W7 f4 Y3 I8 k; sThese are the girls I like to... hang out with
2 t; `2 s2 D! K+ ?
8 B6 x, O" M9 E; I& hInflate your lips. Loose the hips
: T: l: d. X1 m: }7 p6 `See through shirts show off your nips

Paparazzi is everywhere
3 z& w. C1 g+ v1 VOops forgot your underwear
! m" N( I0 I( v
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya
* I( s) \3 A" }" p5 |Cus you're representin' California
9 `: c% g% `4 _
But you know I'd still be all up inya
" H& \% q7 K( k1 {' z5 o/ bEven if that ass was from Virginia
' t& y3 |! A1 o* n
And you know that you can bet your butt
4 f/ `- C+ n( M1 l/ N3 T7 K7 b) lThat I'd do girls from Connecticut

I could really fill my booty quota
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
9 {2 w( o* U. Z) R
$ n8 F- T+ z& K( S0 ^KATY
/ g' B2 f9 x2 a4 QCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
' k9 d% h; L+ I$ q" QSold our souls for fortune and fame
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith

OW OW OW OW AGHH
9 B3 S1 A8 A8 O& S9 c6 o+ m" j
"California Gurls" is so repetitive
2 r# e0 J8 v4 v2 QAll Pop sounds exactly the same
; {8 k- m/ q! ^8 ^It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
. G% [8 x3 v) y9 f( F0 \OWOWOWOW