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爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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发表于 2010-6-16 09:39:51 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
+ W5 E* T& e3 x! [) [( ^% FSNOOP
& k* r/ A- h, e2 \1 V% X4 v[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.$ l8 K. V  ^. J  B4 z

/ b) p$ a" L: C, K" u* o9 \KATY5 r2 Y; G: ^# x5 @, L2 ]
I know a place where the girls are always meaner* Z1 p3 s2 ~8 l9 Q/ {4 A
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener7 V5 k9 e& k: b; B" B* d# e7 `

% r7 O; P( `8 L( _Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea 4 d- ?# o1 o* O6 s
with foam" [3 d  q8 t& h+ f& u
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting . I* W* e1 Y7 f* E* `
on i-phones
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7 [4 s& G1 s5 lKATY
( S! p. p) ?& S+ C/ OYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is% }8 n8 K3 T+ o& u
We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
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5 g; ^8 I, ]9 d1 K* QCalifornia girls we're unreliable
% C$ w; t4 f% g! C7 wNever worked a day in our lives. Z  k! h+ T# j4 M" w
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car6 `- F5 C& B7 a& Y; L' D+ J

1 ^$ k9 Y. {. B! x4 vDOG
9 H# K$ m7 i' }# \3 ]9 v4 yOWOWOWOWOW$ @; _# t# A9 c9 G2 b7 P" ^9 Z) J* N

( K1 p6 q1 T) [California girls we're so predictable9 n" i' r2 {" v# t
Hottest bodies money can buy
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: v) D" u9 S# M* V2 P7 Z' c! V& c. l3 `Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable2 B! a% U+ X0 g3 J& R) h0 G: Z/ y6 @

: j6 \$ [2 V6 Y- J) GBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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7 v& ~! x: d6 S/ J+ i- cSNOOP
4 B6 h# r+ N$ T: ^; C7 TSign your name on the dotted line) r/ e* V- t- e+ y$ t0 w7 E$ s
Don't need brains if that ass is fine: Q8 U! |1 `8 y
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Once you cross the L.A. Border- }& L7 ]( N& o+ P+ E! X2 C
You develop an eating disorder
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( K# n! r6 D" `( \6 jSell your soul, dance on the pole
8 e3 R; s$ V6 w( \4 n0 ?Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role5 X. i& ^* ^# d* O/ w) D- G  ?
& p) I$ [: Y/ ~9 c9 k5 w: ^& [  a
Nose jobs, tummy tucks * @4 o/ x4 o& z7 p
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
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Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
8 S* \$ p, q1 [+ l2 w6 l' YSee through shirts show off your nips
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Paparazzi is everywhere
4 A* K5 E+ N  J- c$ NOops forgot your underwear 6 O5 k9 G4 O  P) C8 K5 L0 w

( {* U6 F# \2 ?/ bKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
7 `' K4 z) C: ^) o8 u) VCus you're representin' California1 {0 F7 @  @+ A

: d( Y4 I' V5 U- V! D- q- xBut you know I'd still be all up inya
9 H2 h' q- E: q8 zEven if that ass was from Virginia
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( u. {' k. P9 l& WAnd you know that you can bet your butt1 W- x+ I# u" v2 Q( l
That I'd do girls from Connecticut! V0 b# A5 ^* a/ x! T3 n6 `* `

+ a' ?* {3 V. \% \6 u2 SI could really fill my booty quota
! z1 C1 a/ L/ |, \By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota6 ~- d# B# v9 l! Z6 Q! u
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KATY; a: O. P* r* C) U  c: o
California Girls we are so are desperate
- b/ J2 J& p+ a5 F/ aSold our souls for fortune and fame3 K6 L: z/ g, {3 I
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith3 f% `; R9 ~0 |/ V: k

% |. P+ A: \5 t* J# N/ aOW OW OW OW AGHH
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+ V1 i) x% e9 r" K- I% v: |& N8 Z2 m"California Gurls" is so repetitive
/ @* d6 L% y+ p" i- oAll Pop sounds exactly the same - j3 c' Q( E0 E# I
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
1 h. _- M( {3 j% \; G3 q% kOWOWOWOW
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5 [6 l, u$ Z! R& T% HSNOOP
; \4 I) i- l0 [3 W2 x[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.4 U/ L( ~) a4 A9 v9 C
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KATY
' n( S$ E* {2 [3 S4 ?0 }I know a place where the girls are always meaner2 O  F; o: t) S, c/ y4 v: ?
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener3 \. Q# f! _0 L9 c4 l) Y' O# c
  ^5 f6 M$ z! O# H+ P8 Y+ Y2 ]
Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
# x/ x: I* C. o% Y0 Kwith foam
( _+ Z) s" a! t- E# DDrivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting 9 |+ B: F( x2 a6 y: B6 S/ }. s
on i-phones 7 C; e0 W, f, Y* a3 O" ]

0 n6 o* f1 d; r! s6 r' dKATY: D; l& B& \% s
You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
3 J1 K- ]4 |7 ^% [, R) {We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous# B: t0 C' i4 k. Y  _- G

3 _3 C# i! U9 M* aCalifornia girls we're unreliable- g; a$ W( ~, R5 p* k. C
Never worked a day in our lives
7 _4 O# e) g. L0 f1 [8 HHybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car9 u& H, j! J# m# U3 }
% |1 W% ~9 G1 q9 T3 v
DOG5 B" b+ T' G- _5 p8 ~
OWOWOWOWOW
# y+ Z. b0 m% S6 e  L# ~0 d9 d! _2 e4 g( L6 s8 W3 Y; O, O6 n4 H) t
California girls we're so predictable
( Q! d7 L/ q# K& J$ kHottest bodies money can buy$ n: C6 A8 \7 o! H

" b- G7 }4 X. ~; y- n" j  pSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
; l% m, Q7 J; S+ {, k% B1 J) J) ]; K+ |$ d* f1 n$ E
Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing
4 I$ w" W4 B9 ^2 w# t4 s) F/ Z; @+ s6 B, h) H& e% X
SNOOP( u; d$ d. f/ Y- M8 _
Sign your name on the dotted line/ r+ r3 s5 s- Q/ _& T) Z) V' w
Don't need brains if that ass is fine% g$ d: u& \- I1 T" V. v9 }

1 Z3 V% P0 C" s, @1 j. |Once you cross the L.A. Border
7 c2 z( T/ u+ V" ~0 z  nYou develop an eating disorder
$ L! L  g" Z+ I6 q3 n% x3 i1 a8 k/ C! d, u
Sell your soul, dance on the pole
2 I# I2 r! W8 M2 C9 P' h+ @Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role
; A0 y7 F3 _! s* c, E
5 j$ `6 l6 X+ Q) P+ GNose jobs, tummy tucks 7 @4 x( K8 ~) b  O+ W" {$ d
These are the girls I like to... hang out with
$ a* N) k5 j& M: v$ l1 {$ a2 q
* b, }( h7 Q5 w$ p3 NInflate your lips. Loose the hips
: M4 c( Q8 J* V0 g/ Y5 vSee through shirts show off your nips
) e  d+ P$ m' g+ ]1 A# s# I% o  Q/ M" ?( n2 l5 p
Paparazzi is everywhere. Q' w: O, O( G
Oops forgot your underwear * B9 ]* e; N5 ]
& B8 N7 O% b# Z2 N7 p3 q
Katy my Lady, I'm all up onya5 z: Q9 t4 W: Z2 N, ]% h
Cus you're representin' California
9 e+ K+ p7 i- |* R) t; O
  X: W; N0 d' p1 k% }3 R- F2 D% l" BBut you know I'd still be all up inya$ \" J- k1 J8 o$ b. i. h" H% r
Even if that ass was from Virginia) z1 A" J9 ~0 A  X. X

* z' e, A7 ^/ i0 I3 _9 C+ KAnd you know that you can bet your butt
8 ^! Z& _3 }9 ZThat I'd do girls from Connecticut& v& \, T( }, ~1 t& G9 a' f  K

0 C5 v% u# a# ^8 W  F2 K0 M9 W: _I could really fill my booty quota
4 G& d; K/ J  c- f: qBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota1 Y, n% i& J0 e& m
$ L" |  c) h" V# X0 L
KATY
3 I- o1 p- o, d; }6 z. [California Girls we are so are desperate4 {( k& \- X. h0 L
Sold our souls for fortune and fame3 K! |" I6 g" |% S$ V# d* U+ p* O
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith" p; Z3 w8 A; V
) z# y/ T! R* M" S. `( O% O4 @1 J
OW OW OW OW AGHH4 k& \$ n+ |: k6 d% u1 e4 R1 i
  H. ?* S% d$ w3 k+ J& f6 i
"California Gurls" is so repetitive0 t. ~+ ?0 }3 x+ j
All Pop sounds exactly the same
/ n5 v% @$ A- X  _  yIt's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
7 f% ~% C$ m$ o2 S  i! i% x5 TOWOWOWOW
$ q/ E$ X! R2 `( D+ J3 ^3 j9 ]
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