爆笑 专业恶搞Katy Perry最新单曲 California Gurls加州女郎

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歌词是重点 其实唱的还不错 Katy Perry California Gurls
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[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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I know a place where the girls are always meaner
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener
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Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
( I' o$ a0 C0 g) @6 Iwith foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
on i-phones
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You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
* [/ T& r" Y, M) pWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous

7 ]& g& A3 m5 d0 @California girls we're unreliable
Never worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car

DOG
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2 Q5 d, Y" v) X( \- V, e1 RCalifornia girls we're so predictable
Hottest bodies money can buy

Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable
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9 O  P* W, K' }) g# E  pBoing Boing Boing Boing Boing
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! i8 h$ o1 M1 V8 }% b, }# q6 v% PSign your name on the dotted line
4 c1 D( }5 K+ w- X; _Don't need brains if that ass is fine
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Once you cross the L.A. Border
You develop an eating disorder

9 I" T- m5 i( ^; O, kSell your soul, dance on the pole
$ v4 X% k* @( T( w  j, [) ABang Charlie Sheen just for a role
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) {" |; C2 l0 b) `Nose jobs, tummy tucks
2 q' [! L+ a5 n1 H1 B# YThese are the girls I like to... hang out with

Inflate your lips. Loose the hips
* u; B# U/ H- a3 \0 @! jSee through shirts show off your nips
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: s2 _9 H1 {) p8 o* B/ }Paparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear

/ t5 `& N" G9 c+ w8 j+ D8 y9 F6 LKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
2 K0 N- I: X8 a. }  t7 l# eCus you're representin' California
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: @# K$ v- \* T! u( K9 H% KBut you know I'd still be all up inya
Even if that ass was from Virginia
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( u6 n+ |8 ^- q  e* l% M" AAnd you know that you can bet your butt
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
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I could really fill my booty quota
3 S5 W6 y6 N& l$ i& nBy bangin' out ho's from Minnesota
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California Girls we are so are desperate
1 D  k- c7 k4 A  O/ c7 J* h' ^/ NSold our souls for fortune and fame
Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
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"California Gurls" is so repetitive
All Pop sounds exactly the same
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
OWOWOWOW
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SNOOP
' A- y+ p6 A- d8 Y7 ]/ [' T[Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants.
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& b2 i: s7 [& RKATY
I know a place where the girls are always meaner
If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener

! W- O  w  R8 j8 O+ {4 u- m0 `, OSippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea
with foam
Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting
on i-phones

7 _4 J* r9 A( q% H0 `/ hKATY
* v0 i& R2 O' q, c+ U# t& p+ m) LYou can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is
! s2 e  ^/ T5 v: C  gWe'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous
4 C! Q% x/ Q2 ~" V( Y- t3 ^. ]$ A" h
* e2 u0 P" d8 }$ o# R' z/ }California girls we're unreliable
7 J- Q& M& I0 c$ bNever worked a day in our lives
Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car
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1 S% N% m3 o: Z" M$ E$ ?, GDOG
3 ^3 [; x/ @6 f3 p2 k  G2 \' o% cOWOWOWOWOW
/ q6 a! L' M2 a
$ ^/ S. ?; S! f! h! i1 g. N7 H1 RCalifornia girls we're so predictable
, i$ u5 P; _" |" `9 `) xHottest bodies money can buy

1 [" H1 J* k, F  V* w# f7 xSpray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable

  c6 N( I* T" n- Z2 _Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing

/ w' x$ _1 V2 ~+ N0 MSNOOP
$ x% q) m# R8 b0 w2 N6 x+ k/ _Sign your name on the dotted line
Don't need brains if that ass is fine
4 ?5 a0 Z  a$ U" Y0 t( M0 e
Once you cross the L.A. Border
8 j9 y9 X- X5 E3 L% d7 D5 O; fYou develop an eating disorder

Sell your soul, dance on the pole
0 y8 C2 Q1 i% C, J* @, hBang Charlie Sheen just for a role

* n2 P' r7 }& S. @6 O& ]Nose jobs, tummy tucks
These are the girls I like to... hang out with

* _) S' N- z4 f0 H' @, m4 o' RInflate your lips. Loose the hips
! f$ i6 I3 x; v; KSee through shirts show off your nips
( r) E4 Z5 z& b! r8 a
' h1 Q  [7 @& y' @; oPaparazzi is everywhere
Oops forgot your underwear
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) L3 ~( r8 `7 Y8 Z* p; ^* gKaty my Lady, I'm all up onya
  V, w. I2 [( t: ACus you're representin' California
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But you know I'd still be all up inya
Even if that ass was from Virginia
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And you know that you can bet your butt
That I'd do girls from Connecticut
  D8 m1 J8 C+ V: t6 \& |$ j8 b
5 W6 m5 L' ?: V+ y, LI could really fill my booty quota
By bangin' out ho's from Minnesota

KATY
& X  e  _) P/ NCalifornia Girls we are so are desperate
" {$ U- M1 }4 GSold our souls for fortune and fame
. o% W! U: a! b( V( o8 \Soon we'll look like Cher or Melanie Griffith
- n6 H+ E& f; o+ ?) E/ i0 s& n) J
OW OW OW OW AGHH
4 U/ W  C4 P9 S' {
/ o! \; A2 o# D9 Y* b. T"California Gurls" is so repetitive
All Pop sounds exactly the same
It's the same beat from that other song that Kesha did
- w3 p0 w) L9 t* p6 u5 H8 n7 WOWOWOWOW