Gay English corner

tangjin

Hi there. I hope for people who like to practice English, this will be a nice busy corner. To get the ball rolling, I am pasting some email pass-on that is pretty funny. Please take a look down here and converse HARD, at least for Olympics' sake   lol
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Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.

( t, k3 u) I5 c# e- qLearn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese

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: X$ q8 x, O8 z' ]  N( @1 NAre you harbouring a fugitive?                          Hu Yu Hai Ding
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See me ASAP   ;                    ;                           Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man                                                      Dum Fuk
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! c' ?5 V: p! i" CSmall Horse                                                     Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?                                  Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table!                           Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
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It's very dark in here!                                      Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet!                           Wai Yu Mun Ching

% n- E/ Q" p/ C% S% @This is a tow away zone!                                  No Pa King
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8 R, q; Z) T% N& w8 B$ {. IOur meeting is scheduled for next week!          Wai Yu Kum Nao  

Staying out of sight                                         Lei Ying Lo
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He's cleaning his automobile                            Wa Shing Ka
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tangjin

Okay, obviously, the ball is not rolling. It is totally stuck... Guys, at least for the Olympics' sake, polish your English and get some practice. (Maybe I should flee and start a new life on some other sites that are not so quiet.)
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6 t" r$ _  [4 O- x$ d$ Wfridae.com is a good one for people who know a bit of English and gaydar is good to help you get laid with foreigners.

slow

this just beyond my grasp～

tangjin

原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 08:45 发表
/ F1 O6 |8 @8 q0 ]2 Q3 M2 l- Sthis just beyond my grasp～

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5 u" |6 I" Z" f; D) ~Okay, allow me to explain, Mr. "Slow", hehehe... All these English expressions are spelled out in pinyin and sound all Chinese-like, which is funny! For instance, when you think something is great, you say "fa king su pa", meaning "fucking super".

slow

hehe…i think u must  be good at english,but on the contrary,english is my weakness course.are u major in english?i am very courious about it…嘿嘿

tangjin

原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 11:38 发表
hehe…i think u must  be good at english,but on the contrary,english is my weakness course.are u major in english?i am very courious about it…嘿嘿

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7 u( b: K7 a, y% lYeah, I happen to be an English major, but just let you know, NOT every English major is that good at his business. My ex-classmates were mostly lousy. Also, many non-English majors can have an excellent command of English too and some even speak other languages.
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Anyway, I think it is quite important because when you would like some hot sex with a foreigner (who presumably speaks English), maybe "yes, no, I like it, oh that hurts" is pretty enough but when it comes to forming a relationship, language barrier might seriously get in the way...

slow

yeah,it sounds ture.Improving english level is my primary goal this year.

tangjin

原帖由 slow 于 21-4-2008 12:06 发表
yeah,it sounds ture.Improving english level is my primary goal this year.

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too bad you are not thinking of "hiring me" haha