2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

爆笑：一大学男生的爆笑求爱简历~~
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/ V: |! U6 V% g' K, l3 ^! K. FVery strong: The girl dumped 45 times, was still alive.
十分坚强：被女孩子甩了45次，还活着。

People is also very good: This is 45 girls in the 36 girls and I said the last sentence is "you people are really good."
人也很好：这是45个女孩子中有36个女孩子和我说的最后一句话就是“你人真的很好”。
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% I% N4 e8 x+ ?9 l" }2 n/ L* qEnjoy clean: the End of the World where no Fangcao, should not every day does not take a bath!
喜欢干净：天涯何处无芳草，不能天天不洗澡!
　　
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals: so the family of "small strong" groups.
爱护动物：所以家里的“小强”成群。
　　
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Act decisively: to buy something immediately after payment, hungry for dinner soon.
做事果断：买东西后立刻付帐，饿了马上就吃饭。
　　
I love my parents: as the money for parents.
8 }( U: G$ H4 a4 h! B我爱我的父母：视金钱为父母。
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; v0 R9 P3 f5 }Compassionate: I am planning my friends wanted to take a plan, so he told me has the same feelings, and this is compassion!
有同情心：我策划了一个让朋友失恋的计划，好让他跟我有同样的心情，这就是同情心!
　　
, P+ f* w) d( K- W/ NI am the sun: It seems so black carbon-like.
% [7 f- J8 X' @, k) Z/ ]1 W! N我很阳光：所以黑得跟碳似的。
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& F) l$ ^2 ?/ s" vTo accommodate people: I am a bit short-sighted.

对人包容：我有点近视。
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1 s1 k9 I  b+ H/ WComprehend power: the experience in the left, a girl put me down suburbs, will I send her roses, and slowly inserted the wild manure, I immediately understand.

3 O, [. k- O6 b# M0 y5 F  X领悟力强：在被甩的经历中，有个女孩子把我拉到郊外，将我送她的玫瑰花，慢慢地插在了一坨野粪上，我立刻就明白了。
　　
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) e" A3 L% Q9 I' W; I& s2 lPerseverance: and friends in the cafe in Hoi Kan after the six hours, finally went to pay a Friend!

2 l. B6 ^; @) g+ t' ]6 o坚韧不拔：在茶座里和朋友海侃了6个小时之后，朋友终于去付帐了!
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Very romantic: roses, red wine, candles, there is a packet of Master Kong!

# z% T" s; \. H很浪漫：玫瑰、红酒、蜡烛，还有一包康师傅。