2009年最新的经典的雷人语录（中英文对照）

沪西人家

爆笑：一大学男生的爆笑求爱简历~~

Very strong: The girl dumped 45 times, was still alive.
& B# H) M8 x, Z( t十分坚强：被女孩子甩了45次，还活着。

People is also very good: This is 45 girls in the 36 girls and I said the last sentence is "you people are really good."
人也很好：这是45个女孩子中有36个女孩子和我说的最后一句话就是“你人真的很好”。
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Enjoy clean: the End of the World where no Fangcao, should not every day does not take a bath!
2 G# L( Y& N9 d0 ]喜欢干净：天涯何处无芳草，不能天天不洗澡!
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Prevention of Cruelty to Animals: so the family of "small strong" groups.
爱护动物：所以家里的“小强”成群。
　　
& _2 j+ o6 c8 ~) }Good English: every day online　　
  P# |# o# [' C. v. G英语好：天天在线n词酷

& X+ G1 Q& h  p6 q7 P4 `" w; HAct decisively: to buy something immediately after payment, hungry for dinner soon.
5 ~8 N, N. [2 |" V9 T+ j做事果断：买东西后立刻付帐，饿了马上就吃饭。
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& _7 d' L7 k' i: T: P9 ?& {# aI love my parents: as the money for parents.
我爱我的父母：视金钱为父母。
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5 V! m! `: h6 ^9 O0 U0 cCompassionate: I am planning my friends wanted to take a plan, so he told me has the same feelings, and this is compassion!
有同情心：我策划了一个让朋友失恋的计划，好让他跟我有同样的心情，这就是同情心!
　　
+ i. a/ p0 N8 @( g/ AI am the sun: It seems so black carbon-like.
我很阳光：所以黑得跟碳似的。
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: z$ c, M% m( F! b3 a+ @- sTo accommodate people: I am a bit short-sighted.
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对人包容：我有点近视。


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Comprehend power: the experience in the left, a girl put me down suburbs, will I send her roses, and slowly inserted the wild manure, I immediately understand.
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领悟力强：在被甩的经历中，有个女孩子把我拉到郊外，将我送她的玫瑰花，慢慢地插在了一坨野粪上，我立刻就明白了。
　　
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Perseverance: and friends in the cafe in Hoi Kan after the six hours, finally went to pay a Friend!

坚韧不拔：在茶座里和朋友海侃了6个小时之后，朋友终于去付帐了!
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Very romantic: roses, red wine, candles, there is a packet of Master Kong!

很浪漫：玫瑰、红酒、蜡烛，还有一包康师傅。